How do you stop the pain??!
Question: How do you stop the pain!?!?
Someone told me I could iron out my sack wrinkles!.
They lied!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They lied!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*stomping feet*
I!.!.!.
*slapping desk*
CANNOT
*wiping tears from eyes*
STOP
*heaving*
Laughing at your question!.!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I!.!.!.
*slapping desk*
CANNOT
*wiping tears from eyes*
STOP
*heaving*
Laughing at your question!.!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At least you lived to tell the gross tale!. May I suggest aloe vera juice!. The aloe vera cacti/plant[a succulent] has amazing healing properties! It's pretty slimy straight off the plant, but yee old health food store probably has it in the form of a tincture!. Leave your sacks alone once you apply your ointment, and STOP associating with retards!. Do not go out alone!. Consider laying off the mind altering substances!. Self abuse is never that funny!
Peanut butter ingestion couldn't hurt either!. Good luck to you and your sacks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Peanut butter ingestion couldn't hurt either!. Good luck to you and your sacks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think they meant that dirty rucksack you use to cart around all your worldly possessions when you're begging for spare change at the bus station!.
Have an attractive woman repeatedly coat the afflicted area with Vaseline and don't do the Cha-cha for a few days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have an attractive woman repeatedly coat the afflicted area with Vaseline and don't do the Cha-cha for a few days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sit in cold water, eventually shrinkage will hide most of the damage!. Secondly, you may have misunderstood the suggestion, they may have said 'press and steam', not iron!. By the way, you weren't wanting any more kids were you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put a bullet between your teeth!. Squat in a bucket of Tabasco sauce!. Afterwards, apply icey-hot liberally to entire sack and taint!. You'll be the proud owner of a roast beef curtain Johhny cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take the same iron you used & put it in the freezer, then re-apply to sack!. By the way, I told you brown paper sack, not ballsack!. Now go put your pants on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put butter on it that's what I heard your supposed to do with a burn and for the love of jebus stay away from the dogs after you do it!.!.!.Nobody wants to see that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Next time, get a ball pump and pump them up, no need to iron, and it makes them so light and fluffy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
grab that bucket of cold water out of GEM's hands before she throws it at her boyfriend's wife!
next time use some non-stick spray on them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
next time use some non-stick spray on them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It took me a minute to figure out what your sack is!. Oh my gosh that's funny!. You can use some neasporin ointment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That has to hurt, you need to use rubbing alcohol to prevent any infection now!. If they burn, uhm, lick them and blow gently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Ouch!.VicodinWww@Enter-QA@Com
Apply peanut butter to the wounded area!.
Call over your puppy!.
Enjoy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call over your puppy!.
Enjoy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
lots and lots of pharmaceuticalsWww@Enter-QA@Com
lots and lots of pharmaceuticalsWww@Enter-QA@Com
walk around the yard, on all fours, against the windWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You're so goofy! I don't even have an answer but I did LMBAO!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
toke til you choke!.!.!.!.that's how i stop the pain?Www@Enter-QA@Com
bisquits with sausage gravyWww@Enter-QA@Com
try viagraWww@Enter-QA@Com
pain killers~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try some Icee hot, I hear that stuff does wonders for the sack!. That is what I heard anyhow, let me know!.=p
~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
next time go see a Board Certified P!.S!. to get a sack-lift, or ball-tuck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kill yourself!.
Not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sitz bath of buttermilk
And you can drink it when you're through!.
Geez, Buk, I've been hanging around you too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And you can drink it when you're through!.
Geez, Buk, I've been hanging around you too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They certainly not a friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go straight for the Morphine!Www@Enter-QA@Com
SleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
Drink lots of Nyquill
Use starch next timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Use starch next timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.!.!.!.and you believed them!?
You got any weed!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You got any weed!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
you used too much steamWww@Enter-QA@Com
a bag of frozen peas!.!.!.next time drop them off at the dry cleanersWww@Enter-QA@Com