Survey what is another use for an umbrella?!


Question: Survey what is another use for an umbrella!?
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when your really bored use it as a spinning top with balls in or just shove it up peoples arses!.!.!. now that is funWww@Enter-QA@Com

You can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh,

Apart from sing and dance about the damn thing you can pretend it is a wheel, like in the song i'd do anything in the oliver musical

Have a look on you tube, yahoo won't let me post the link, error 999!. xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

Poking it out in front of you and using it to barge your way through the crowds!. My personal favourite!

My parents have one that has a double handle, and you stick the umbrella point in the ground, pull the handles apart and it makes a little seat!. Very useful!.

OR you could use it as a big fruit bowl!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Truth is stranger than fiction - you could use it as a murder weapon by delivering poison through a jab with the spike as was done to Georgi Markov!.

http://news!.bbc!.co!.uk/1/hi/uk/2636459!.st!.!.!.

I prefer the Poppins Mark IV Supercalifragilisticespialidocious parachute which allows Londoners to avoid all that unpleasantness with overcrowded buses and tubes!.

http://uk!.imdb!.com/media/rm862492672/tt0!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cover the inside with silver foil!.!.
get it as smooth as you can
open the brolly, and use it to focus the sunlight onto a kettle suitably suspended!.!.!.
you got a solar powered heater / barbecue!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's a realy handy tool for clearing a pathway through a crowded shopping area!. I don't use this method myself, but I have been involved in some whiplash manouvers to avoid the "brolly brigade"!. !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

use it while you are singing the song umbrella , under my umbrella!. ella ella ella eh eh eh!. LOLLLLWww@Enter-QA@Com

some people who don't have protected sex have it jammed up there unmentionables !.!.!.you never look at an umbrella the same way again lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

topic for a songWww@Enter-QA@Com

Protection from sun (makes a good shade)
there are special snow umbrellas too :]
use them as a cane :)~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Proof of Identity when your claim to be Mary Poppins is challenged!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sid James used one for keeping out the bad weather in carry on camping, when the tent splitWww@Enter-QA@Com

It makes a nice decoration left at home on the floor when you get caught in a hailstorm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

RihannaWww@Enter-QA@Com

When I was little I thought you could use them as boats!.!.!.!.!.


Apparently not, but that won't stop me trying!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

To fill with water & let the birds have a bath or your dog a drinkWww@Enter-QA@Com

Rain, Sun Shade ,Hit people in the eye

A prop for the hood of your CAR !.!.!.LOLZWww@Enter-QA@Com

A parasol to keep the sun off delicate skin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A weapon, see Penguin: BatmanWww@Enter-QA@Com

To poke at some dog poo to remove it from your shoe !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

it make a good weapon if your feeling vulnerable on the streetsWww@Enter-QA@Com

holding dried flowersWww@Enter-QA@Com

using it as a cane to walk and breaking windowsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Weapon of choice !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

dancing 1930s style!

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self defenseWww@Enter-QA@Com

walking stickWww@Enter-QA@Com

Put it upside down and use as a boat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You could turn it upside down and take your goldfish for a walk!.

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smear test, STD testingWww@Enter-QA@Com

A golf club :)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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