Please help me. I want to throttle my coworker because he non-stop talks, sings !


Question: Please help me!. I want to throttle my coworker because he non-stop talks, sings and hums!?
whistling
singing
huming
talking
talking
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maybe he is part bird or something, I would shoot him in the face immediatelyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Okay by experience this should kindly (well not really) give him the idea!. When he starts singing or humming ask him "hey who sings that!?/ what song is that!?" and when he tells you reply, let them sing it!. DO it in a goup or in front of other people and embarrass him and maybe he'll take a hint!. Try mocking or copying him when he talks too much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would pray for a humming affliction to befall my secretary!. I know waaaaaay too much about her personal life and her kids school life and her husband's patheticalities and her sister's drug problem and her mother's physical ailments and if I'm not mistaken !.!.!.!. she just farted in my office after handing me a fax!.!.!. yeah,!.!.!.!. there are days when she could be singing Henry VIII non-stop and that'd be a break for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

He definitely sounds like a very bad egg in an otherwise perfect nest!.!.!.it would appear he may be almost happy,(either real or imagined) and in a business environment as you know, that spells DISASTER!

Have the mail boy dig up some dirt on the loser!.!.!.hes gay, paints his toenails, keeps a 'best' pair of boat shoes, or perhaps he's even a Republican,- something can be found to use against him and make his day not so BRIGHT!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get some ear plugs!. It will help tune him out!. I had a co-worker who talked non-stop (if I would listen) so I had to start saying "Okay, I need a time out"!. Then I would get on the computer at my desk and she would finally go into her office and leave me alone!.
Damn, I'm glad she's no longer working here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think you start talking, singing and all the things and just get to his nerve in the day!. Tell him, everyone needs their own space babe!.
He's got a home to do this things, not in an office, where all work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

try singing and humming along with him, maybe he'll start to feel self conscience!. the nonstop talking you may not be able to do much about!. in my experience talkers just can't help themselves, they explode if you try to stop themWww@Enter-QA@Com

So throttle him!. Use your thumbs for maximum pressure and keep your feet about shoulder width apart!. If he turns a shade of indigo, don't stop!. That means you're doing it correctly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you need to relocate his face, all of that, whistling
singing
humming
talking
talking
talking

can feel really, really good if he's under your desk (so you don't see his gross face) gasping for air!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA the jesus guy is funny well maybe you can ask him nicely to stop or maybe strike his throat and make him stop
hey wuz up !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

You can borrow my ax!. The handle is duct-taped on and flies off sometimes when you swing it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that chick is write and mean right roofies or running them over with a ponyWww@Enter-QA@Com

There can only be one solution::

roofies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wish I had a hummer in my office!.!.!.!.!. How can he whistle/talk/hum/sing while he's throwing up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell the muther to shut the heck up!.!. you are trying to work!.!. Good grief!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So whistling and humming turns you on!? you lil freak youWww@Enter-QA@Com

Four drops of visine in his water bottle!. You are welcome!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

force his head in between your chi chisWww@Enter-QA@Com



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