If your "coffee machine" could speak, what would it tell you ????!


Question: If your "coffee machine" could speak, what would it tell you !?!?!?!?
Good morning ! (My coffee maker just told me, it needs a "deep cleaning") !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Excuse me Leepal, but could we talk!?
Okay, I am tired of being used and abused every morning! I deserve to be taken out in the evening too! I get lonely during the day, Coffee makers need lovin too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

if the goverment had it's way it would say good morning sir you are curently such and such over weghit and because of this we are going to over tax your coffe!. would you like cream and sugar with that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My coffeemaker is much too tired to talk!.!.!.!.(She is used daily, beginning at 4:15am) I suppose if she did get up the extra energy, she would probably tell me to drink instant for a while, and give her a break!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did u have to throw me away!? why do you prefer instant
over me!? why!? why!? what did I ever do to you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh coffee coffee anyone coffee for free!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't use a coffee machine anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If it could speak it would probably be too wired to say anythingWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Use expensive coffee please, none of the cheap stuff"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Woman, let's make some good hot coffee! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

I want to move to yahoo answers they pay me more coffee thereWww@Enter-QA@Com

Stop using me or i will go under pressureWww@Enter-QA@Com

that I drink much 2 much coffeeWww@Enter-QA@Com

make my coffeeWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is getting to be such a routine!.!.!.!.!.!.Give me a break,already!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

its been 2 years since you haven't use me!.!.!. i'm not a thing for display!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When will you ever use me!? (Coz I don't drink coffee!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!. Probley something like what do you want!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Im not just for show y'kno, use me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

please use me onedayWww@Enter-QA@Com

free colon cleanser with every purchaseWww@Enter-QA@Com

Mine would probably say!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Slow down I am working as fast as I can!"
Good Morning Sweetie!
Peace!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

get me out of here!!!damn it!.!.!.you are a coffee freak!!!
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i drink instantWww@Enter-QA@Com



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