If the image of Jesus appeared on a piece of burnt toast, which part of jesus wo!
Question: If the image of Jesus appeared on a piece of burnt toast, which part of jesus would you eat first!?
!.!.!.or would you use "toast jesus" to cure your syphilis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I'd put it back in the toaster and let it burn just a bit and breath in the smoke!.!.!. (the holy spirit) that sure will cure all of your diseases!.
Then give the toast a scrape, butter him up and start at his feet and end with headWww@Enter-QA@Com
Then give the toast a scrape, butter him up and start at his feet and end with headWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a brilliant question! LOL
First of all, I would decapitate his head, as I have done before in an R!.E!. lesson!. Then I would make him a quadriplegic by eating each of his limbs off!. Or would I do that first!? ~ponder~
I would then pray for forgiveness, then munch his remains!. ^____^
That's my Steffilis AND my Shophorrhoea solved!.
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First of all, I would decapitate his head, as I have done before in an R!.E!. lesson!. Then I would make him a quadriplegic by eating each of his limbs off!. Or would I do that first!? ~ponder~
I would then pray for forgiveness, then munch his remains!. ^____^
That's my Steffilis AND my Shophorrhoea solved!.
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i would eat the left side of face first, next right leg!. finally, i would shove the whole thing in my mouth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When l cook toast it is usaully early in the morning!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
And l am hungry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Do you really think l am looking for an image!.
Not likely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And l am hungry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Do you really think l am looking for an image!.
Not likely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always eat the heads first, so I can enjoy eating the rest wtihout the screamingWww@Enter-QA@Com
eat head first
best part !.!.
syphilis don't mater
mary Magdalen
would just give it back
in the morning !.!.
developing a case
of horn envy
nice rack !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
best part !.!.
syphilis don't mater
mary Magdalen
would just give it back
in the morning !.!.
developing a case
of horn envy
nice rack !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the idea of nibbling of Jesus's toes first
and Jesus Juice is a cure all!.
I tried it for my gonorrhea and It worked wondersWww@Enter-QA@Com
and Jesus Juice is a cure all!.
I tried it for my gonorrhea and It worked wondersWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't like burnt toasts so I will donate it to a church!. Besides I wouldn't feel right eating Jesus and I don't have any std's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would sell it on ebay to someone who actually believes that crap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's just great!.!.!.a crotch full of buttery toast crumbs!. And still the burning and the chills that never subside!.!.!. THANKSALOT Tublet!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would NOT eat it! I'd show it to everyone but if I had
to eat a part I'd choose the head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to eat a part I'd choose the head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would frame it with bacon and set it next to spaghetti dinner that looked like Bob MarleyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would throw it out the window and let the birds eat Jesus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
His head!.!.!. Don't want him watching me devouring the rest of him inch by inch!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think I could eat anything that resembled Jesus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whichever part of jesus has the most butter goes in my mouth first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would put it back in the toaster and see if I can make a image of someone else,
Jesus is so overdone these days!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jesus is so overdone these days!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Couldn't eat it!. Hope & pray that I don't have syphilis!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i prolly wouldnt eat it! i would frame it and sell it on ebayWww@Enter-QA@Com
the legs, just like i do on teddy grahamsWww@Enter-QA@Com
start at the knee's please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
screw it, it's toast and im hungry, i first eat whatever side happens to reach my mouth first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would sell it on e-bay!.!.But does toast jesus cure herpes!? If so im eating it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
his headWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would sell it on ebay
and make lots of money!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and make lots of money!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I need more info!. Is it just Jesus's head, or whole body!?
And if it's the whole body, are the genitals showing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
And if it's the whole body, are the genitals showing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com