? If you were a TOY, what warning would be written on the box?!
Question: ? If you were a TOY, what warning would be written on the box!?
Answers:
Surgeon General Warning: rapid expansion may occur when in 50 meter radius of females!. Failure to comply may result in orgasms, sweating, and/or pregnancy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WARNING: may cause brain to start on fire, lungs might fill up with apple juice , may have a sudden urge to dance, may have a craving for lobster, may cause continuous eye twitching, and may cause one to go insane ( if you haven't already)
yes i know random and i know that all the things listed you would never find on a toy but i am a UNIQUE toy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i really need to get a life!.!.!.!.:(Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i know random and i know that all the things listed you would never find on a toy but i am a UNIQUE toy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i really need to get a life!.!.!.!.:(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning: does not come with instructions, for queries about use and application please consult the manufacturer!.
Rechargeable Batteries included!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rechargeable Batteries included!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning: may cause sexual behavior
Do not touch genitals, toy may touch backWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do not touch genitals, toy may touch backWww@Enter-QA@Com
Warning: Could lead to brutal death or demonic possession!.
☆ Lexinator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
☆ Lexinator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning: Might spontaneously combust or randomly outburst at any second!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Warning - Choking Hazard
Do not taunt item, may respond with witty and humiliating retortsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do not taunt item, may respond with witty and humiliating retortsWww@Enter-QA@Com
WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 5!. !?!?!?!?
OR:
CHOKING HAZARD =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
OR:
CHOKING HAZARD =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
warning this is a chatter box!.it will be hard to carry because it is too skinny!.please do not take off clothes!.speaking hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Caution: Use as Directed by product Manual!. Void where prohibited
JustinWww@Enter-QA@Com
JustinWww@Enter-QA@Com
BEWARE-THIS TOY IS NOT FOR PEOPLE BECAUSE THE TOY BITES!. AND HARD TOO!.
WARNING- MAKE SURE U HAVE HAD UR RABIES SHOT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WARNING- MAKE SURE U HAVE HAD UR RABIES SHOT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Warning: Dangerous to small children"Www@Enter-QA@Com
If a malfunction occurs, toggle the switch!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Causes addiction and is time consuming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Caution- releases deadly gas on occasion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bionicals
Each set sold seperatelyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Each set sold seperatelyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Harmful if SwallowedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Erratic behaviorWww@Enter-QA@Com
Portable when carriedWww@Enter-QA@Com
FlammableWww@Enter-QA@Com
Be cautious, very fragileWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not recommended for small childrenWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Choking hazard"Www@Enter-QA@Com
parental advisoryWww@Enter-QA@Com
flls apart easilyWww@Enter-QA@Com
DO NOT OPEN!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Do not use near open flames!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
danger, slippery when wet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
choking hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com
choking hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Warning; May poke out eyes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com