Survey: If your TV remote control could control your gf or bf, what would you cl!
Question: Survey: If your TV remote control could control your gf or bf, what would you click on and why!?
Would it be numbers or channels as in choosing a different age, the volume up or down (talks too much or not enough), or just change channels to change personality!? Or something else creative!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'd fast forward her into my arms, and pause so we can keep our special moments forever!. I wouldn't need it for anything else!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Volume up, down and mute are all what you would expect them to be so I will not go much into those but as I look at my DirecTV remote control, here is what I would assign!.
Channel Up and Down would be different topics to talk about!. "I saw them putting an outdoor kitchen on HGTV, it looked really" {click} "Did you hear that last night the Braves beat the Astros with a score of"
Obviously I need the pause, 8 second back and forward 30 seconds feature!. Pause while I figure out what the heck she is talking about!. 8 second backup to make sure I heard that right and fast forward 30 seconds because I have heard this story before!.
Guide: lead her to topics I want to talk about
List: list what she is expecting me to do
Exit: when I want to be alone
Info: so I can get a read-out of where I stand domestically with her and her with me (I'm clueless)
Menu: is to find out what is for dinner tonight
Finally, there are these colored general purpose buttons that I would give purposes too:
Green: Turn on the libido (God, I wish just this one button worked!)
Red: Hot fast sex
Yellow: Oral (This one has NEVER worked but not the remotes fault)
Blue: Kinky
and finally the Back button, but I'll let you guess!.
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Channel Up and Down would be different topics to talk about!. "I saw them putting an outdoor kitchen on HGTV, it looked really" {click} "Did you hear that last night the Braves beat the Astros with a score of"
Obviously I need the pause, 8 second back and forward 30 seconds feature!. Pause while I figure out what the heck she is talking about!. 8 second backup to make sure I heard that right and fast forward 30 seconds because I have heard this story before!.
Guide: lead her to topics I want to talk about
List: list what she is expecting me to do
Exit: when I want to be alone
Info: so I can get a read-out of where I stand domestically with her and her with me (I'm clueless)
Menu: is to find out what is for dinner tonight
Finally, there are these colored general purpose buttons that I would give purposes too:
Green: Turn on the libido (God, I wish just this one button worked!)
Red: Hot fast sex
Yellow: Oral (This one has NEVER worked but not the remotes fault)
Blue: Kinky
and finally the Back button, but I'll let you guess!.
Great question and really fun to answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you watch CLICK recently!?
hehe!. sounds like it!.!. :P
i wouldn't try to control him (if i had one) with a remote control, because then it might get out of hand!.!.!.and I might mess him up more than he already was!. just leave him as is!.!.!.or look for another one!. ;)
i won't settle for less than the best for me!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!. sounds like it!.!. :P
i wouldn't try to control him (if i had one) with a remote control, because then it might get out of hand!.!.!.and I might mess him up more than he already was!. just leave him as is!.!.!.or look for another one!. ;)
i won't settle for less than the best for me!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Probably, "Mute" often!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
stretch her vertical hold, narrow the sides, mute, remove parental controls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd press rewind, and somehow try to erase some things that haunt me now, even though i wasn't in the picture yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh ?Mute? of course!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would press rewind ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would press rewind too because i wish too go back to the great time we had togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com