POLL: What's most awkward thing you've ever said?!
Question: POLL: What's most awkward thing you've ever said!?
What's the most awkward thing you've ever said!?
10 points to funniest!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
10 points to funniest!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAHAHAH i have a good one!
i had met this guy on a cruise ship, and me and his family met up on the pool deck for a party, and i was drunk, and they (his cousins, guys) kept asking me if i had a boyfriend, and then kidding around they asked me if i have a freind with benifits if ya know what i mean!. and i like told his whole family im a virgin!. it was pretty awkward!.!.!.haha
oh and today, something awkward hapned!. well for a project, we had to make solor cookers!. and it was math class, and i said i was going to bake cookies on my solar cooker (basically to the class, lol we were all just getting there) and i said it kinda fast and my teacher goes "wow that sounded wrong!" and i said it again slow and then i asked what he said "i thught u said you wanted to bake a stolen hooker"!. haha it was hilarious!. my whole class burst out laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i had met this guy on a cruise ship, and me and his family met up on the pool deck for a party, and i was drunk, and they (his cousins, guys) kept asking me if i had a boyfriend, and then kidding around they asked me if i have a freind with benifits if ya know what i mean!. and i like told his whole family im a virgin!. it was pretty awkward!.!.!.haha
oh and today, something awkward hapned!. well for a project, we had to make solor cookers!. and it was math class, and i said i was going to bake cookies on my solar cooker (basically to the class, lol we were all just getting there) and i said it kinda fast and my teacher goes "wow that sounded wrong!" and i said it again slow and then i asked what he said "i thught u said you wanted to bake a stolen hooker"!. haha it was hilarious!. my whole class burst out laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wel,l I have "foot in mouth" disease so I often say wrong things!. I ran into a friend of mine who happens to be gay, and his boyfriend!. I had my daughter with me who decided to go running around all over the store!. I just laughed and said "She's such a fruit!" to 2 gay men!.
also once I ran into one of my old bosses who happens to be African American!. I was so excited to see him I said "Man I haven't seen you in a coon's age!." Of course, it's a saying that many people have heard and/or said, but it just didn't come out right to a man who happens to be African American!. I didn't mean anything by it of course, but it was just very awkward!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
also once I ran into one of my old bosses who happens to be African American!. I was so excited to see him I said "Man I haven't seen you in a coon's age!." Of course, it's a saying that many people have heard and/or said, but it just didn't come out right to a man who happens to be African American!. I didn't mean anything by it of course, but it was just very awkward!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got 4 points off of my science fair project for not putting a period at the end of a sentence so in the middle of science class when everyone was reading so it was almost silent I screames "I MISSED A PERIOD!"!. They all stared at me like I was insane while we sat there in an awkward silence!.!.!. that was pretty bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My place of employment gives us flu shots for free every year and the first year I was here, my boss stops by my office and asked me if I got one!. I told him yes, and in an attempt to make conversation I said "I get all my shots updated, even though I'm an adult, because I fall on metal alot!." All I got at first was this look of "boy she is weird" and then he says: "You fall on Metal!?"!.!.!.!.and all I hear was my co-worker (my partner in crime) dying laughing from the next office over!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well one time i was in mine and my sister's room and she was drawing a picture on our table!. for some reason i pointed to her and yelled "QUACK DAMN YOU!!"!. she gave me the weirdest look ever and said "why the hell did you tell me that!? have you been watching too many episodes of Mythbusters again!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friend asked me a question on how a kid in our class is gonna make freshman football n i said everyone makes freshmen football in the high school hes gonna go to!.!.!. little did i know a kid from the freshmen football team was sitting right be hind me n heard everything!.!. worst part bout it i liked him at the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
well I had told my friend that I had a great time hiking with this guy I know named Dan!. I told her that at the end he gave me a hug (I have a crush on him)!. In the bathroom line, my friend admitted that she had told a couple people about our hug!. Then I shouted "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT DAN AND I!?" Everyone thought I had sex w/him or something!. It was so embarassing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I wanna mount you and bear your children!.!.!."
and when someone goes, WHAT!?!?!?
You say, "I mean, i wanna climb mountains with you, and fight bears with your children"
lol!.!.!. it was really funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and when someone goes, WHAT!?!?!?
You say, "I mean, i wanna climb mountains with you, and fight bears with your children"
lol!.!.!. it was really funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"B*TCH"
well i was mad!.!. and i felt that way!.!. hah she got mad at me!.!. but it made me feel soo much better!
or once!.
i didnt no i did it!.!. and i was like ""MOM!. WHAT THE HELLLL DID YOU DO!?
and i ment to sayy-- MOm what the heck did u do!.!.
opps! hahWww@Enter-QA@Com
well i was mad!.!. and i felt that way!.!. hah she got mad at me!.!. but it made me feel soo much better!
or once!.
i didnt no i did it!.!. and i was like ""MOM!. WHAT THE HELLLL DID YOU DO!?
and i ment to sayy-- MOm what the heck did u do!.!.
opps! hahWww@Enter-QA@Com
During a job interview, when asked my age, I said my thoughts without filtering first!. I was glancing at the photo on the interviewer's desk at the time!.
"Old enough to do her"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Old enough to do her"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was little I had problems with distinguishing between my "f"s & "s"!.
I meant to tell a teacher I thought she was "smart", but it came out like she was "fart", instead!.
Hey, you guys, I was just 5!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I meant to tell a teacher I thought she was "smart", but it came out like she was "fart", instead!.
Hey, you guys, I was just 5!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was little, I couldn't say the "S" sound!.!.!. So we were at the mall and we were on our way to get me a toy!. I started screaming "MOM! MOM! I WANT A HORSE!!!!" But, the horse ended up sounding like whore!.!.!. Very awkward! My parents got a few stares after that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"It wasn't me!." when asked who ate the cookies and I was the only kid there and probably covered with crumbs and chockolate,lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Oh, is that your grandson!?" to a lady who replied, "No, that's my son!" Needless to say, I changed the subject real quick!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
some of us girls were in the office speculating if one of our male coworkers who had just left to go home was gay, unbeknown to us, he had snuck back inside and we didn't know it and he heard what we saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I say a lot of awkward stuff! xD
Now I use to add 'Que medo' at the end of each sentence someone says what annoys people a lot!.
Que medo means 'What a fright' by the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now I use to add 'Que medo' at the end of each sentence someone says what annoys people a lot!.
Que medo means 'What a fright' by the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell my friend something in my own language without realizing it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In my freshmen science class in highschool, I had to read out loud for awhile, and the WHOLE time I kept saying "orgasm" instead of "organism!." Apparently my mind was somewhere else! haha :]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
my work friend was showing me pics of her family and i said, "oh is that your dad" and she said "no that's my mom"
oh no!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh no!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW you've got fantastic camel toe, I just blurted it out I could not help myselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
Grazzledong!Www@Enter-QA@Com
During a "Jeopardy" style game in high school I wanted to say :
Who is Huck Finn!?
I actually said, "Who is F*ck Hinn!?" Some students raised their hands!.
hehehehehWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who is Huck Finn!?
I actually said, "Who is F*ck Hinn!?" Some students raised their hands!.
hehehehehWww@Enter-QA@Com
"i want to impregnate you" to the mailmanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your uncle is on top of my aunt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(not funny)
I asked out my crush at in the front office!.!.!.!.And appearently someone had left the intercom on!.!.!.So!.!.!.The whole school heard me get rejected!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I asked out my crush at in the front office!.!.!.!.And appearently someone had left the intercom on!.!.!.So!.!.!.The whole school heard me get rejected!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I love you"
(when not said back to me)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(when not said back to me)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let's play prison!. I'll be the guard and you be the prisoner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was singing Bump Bump Bump while in a closet in the art room and just as I sang "Ba-by turn a-round an lem-me see dat sex-y body go 'bump bump bump'" my art teacher walked inWww@Enter-QA@Com
But I thought you already died gram-ma!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I WANNA EAT YOUR B@LLS@CK
I don't know what was up with me that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know what was up with me that day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
half past a monkey's a@# and quarter to its ballsWww@Enter-QA@Com