What does your cat (or your mom's or your neighbors or the closest cat to yo!
Question: What does your cat (or your mom's or your neighbors or the closest cat to you) think of you!?
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I think my sisters cat either hates me or likes me too much since he has a habit on jumping on my leg when he walks behind me!. Maybe he's trying to hump me or something lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't any cats nor does my family (I like cats, fam hates them)!. But I have this one cat in my neighborhood who literally waits on my doorstep for me to come home!. He's white with orange, black, and brown spots (very cute), but when I come close to him he goes away!. But he loves my car and my doorstep in particular, and stares at me from far away!. I wonder if he's my little protector or little watcher = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
This stray I took in a couple months ago is more like a dog than a cat!. Seriously! He likes to jump up on my while I'm standing, like dogs like to jump on people!. He loves to play fetch ( though he does not bring the item back)!. I try to spray water at him once to get him to not do something, but it bothered him not!. So, I should be able bathe him if I wanted to!.
My other feline, the one I been having for a few years, she's not as lively!. She's glued to me a lot of the time!. I can't let her sleep with me at night because other wise, she'll keep slapping at me to play with her!. I wouldn't mind it if she had no claws, but since she has claws, it hurts!. But I have to let her keep them as sometimes she likes to sneak outside despite me best effort to keep her in!. She has a bad habit of causing me to bump into her or nearly trip over her when she follows me around!. I would make jokes about how she needs to have her license suspended or revoked because of that!.
There was this one time I was watching an ep of the new Kojak ( the one with Ving Rhames), and she was on my lap!. Well, I laughed so hard at this one scene ( forgot what it was), she took off on me like a bat out of heck!. My felines, it's like, they BADLY tick me off one second, just for me to bust out laughing the next!.
I'll tell you a true story!. An ex co-habit of mine, who I used to live with for 1-1/2 when I first moved away from home 10 years ago had a female feline!. She was used to having her owner all to herself, and was peed off that she had to share him with a female human!. Well, one time her owner was gone!. I had accidentally bumped into her!. She hissed at me!. She was one smart feline, because I popped the finger at her, and obviously she knew what "the finger" meant!. She hissed at me!. I hissed back!. She hissed back at me, and we went our seperate ways!. I wanted to make friends with her, but it wasn't until after I had to end things with the guy that she actually missed me and wanted my friendship!.
I promise, that was the only time I was like that towards an animal!. The last story wasn't really funny, but had to share it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My other feline, the one I been having for a few years, she's not as lively!. She's glued to me a lot of the time!. I can't let her sleep with me at night because other wise, she'll keep slapping at me to play with her!. I wouldn't mind it if she had no claws, but since she has claws, it hurts!. But I have to let her keep them as sometimes she likes to sneak outside despite me best effort to keep her in!. She has a bad habit of causing me to bump into her or nearly trip over her when she follows me around!. I would make jokes about how she needs to have her license suspended or revoked because of that!.
There was this one time I was watching an ep of the new Kojak ( the one with Ving Rhames), and she was on my lap!. Well, I laughed so hard at this one scene ( forgot what it was), she took off on me like a bat out of heck!. My felines, it's like, they BADLY tick me off one second, just for me to bust out laughing the next!.
I'll tell you a true story!. An ex co-habit of mine, who I used to live with for 1-1/2 when I first moved away from home 10 years ago had a female feline!. She was used to having her owner all to herself, and was peed off that she had to share him with a female human!. Well, one time her owner was gone!. I had accidentally bumped into her!. She hissed at me!. She was one smart feline, because I popped the finger at her, and obviously she knew what "the finger" meant!. She hissed at me!. I hissed back!. She hissed back at me, and we went our seperate ways!. I wanted to make friends with her, but it wasn't until after I had to end things with the guy that she actually missed me and wanted my friendship!.
I promise, that was the only time I was like that towards an animal!. The last story wasn't really funny, but had to share it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my cat, mikko, despises me!. no lie!. he tries to kill me all the time!. like the other day i had my arm laying on the arm of the couch and he jumped up and dug his claws into my wrists!. and if im eating and i get up to do something he'll take my food and run off with it!.!. and he'll hide behind the couch or anywhere and jump out and attack me when i walk by!. haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My husband and I have to buy a bigger bed!. We have 6 cats and they all want to sleep with us!. We are surrounded by cats every night and are afraid to move so as not to squash kitty!. If we close the door and try to lock them out, they scratch on the door all night till we open it!. Most of the time we are sleep deprived because they insist on taking over the bed!. We have other beds, but it is our bed they want!.!.!.!.!.!.with us in it to keep them warm!. I went to the bathroom during the night!. When I got back one of the female cats crawled under the covers with my husband and her head was on his pillow sleeping with him!. He started snoring with his mouth open and she put her paw in his mouth to stop him!. She usually likes to push me off the bed so she can take over and sleep with him!. Sometimes I go into the other room to sleep and I have 3-4 cats following me in there too!. The males are really large and when they jump on me, they knock the breath out of me! I love my kitties but boy do they have a way of taking over the place! There is one male that really believes he is a dog!. He fetches his ball and brings it to me to throw it for him!. I am required to play "fetch" with him for at least 25 minutes or until he gets tired!. He is the one who likes to hide in my kitchen cabinets and scare the life out of me by jumping out when I open the cabinet door!. He stole money from my mom's purse and put it in the litter box!. It was 20!.00 dollars! She caught him doing it again and he ran off with another 5!.00 and hid under the bed until she was gone!. He then came trotting out with the money to put it where his other treasures were, in the litter box!
I will tell you what my cats think of me! They think they are superior in every way!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will tell you what my cats think of me! They think they are superior in every way!Www@Enter-QA@Com
moms cat,,,,, get that Bit@$ away from me, ,last time she came near me I got my B@lls snipped,,,, he hates me!.!.!. runs away and hides when I am around,,,, All i did was take him to the vet and pick him up!.!.!.!. I didnt snip him!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
most animals love me and that is the truth!. i love animals and they can tell if you dislike them they tend to stay away and its true fact!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"this lady is ******* nuts"Www@Enter-QA@Com
they prolly think im weird after they snuck up and caught me chasing birds in my backyard one dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
that im the devil
she thinks im preyWww@Enter-QA@Com
she thinks im preyWww@Enter-QA@Com