What would you do if you were mountain climbing and found a frozen caveman......!


Question: What would you do if you were mountain climbing and found a frozen caveman!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Let's say you thawed him out by your campfire and he came back to life, what then!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Hey, how do you know he would want to be thawed out!.!.!.!.
Did you ever ask yourself that,,,
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This answer is totally different from the one I would give if I had found a cavewoman, but here it goes anyway!. Honestly, I think I would wind up selling him to the highest bidder!. I mean, I already have 3 kids I have to constantly teach crap to!.!.!. they're like little cavemen!. I would let the scientists try to teach him English and hopefully he could tell us stories about what happened during his time and what the last thing he remembered before being frozen was!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would say,"so!.!.!.!.!.!.wazzup!!!?!?!?"
then stare at him
then poke him furiously!.!.
then kick him!.!.!.
then he'll pass out!.!.!.!.
then ill leave and say to him,"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you nevvveerrrrr saw this!.!.!.ok!?"
then kick him again!.!.!.
then leave!.!.!.!.!.,look around and see a bear!.!.!.
the bear's face has a surprised expresssion!.!.
i would kick the bear!.!.!.
then the bear passes out!.!.!.
*runs away*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!.!.
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i would hope he doesn't take me away to be his wife!. i saw it in a video once, that cavemen used to kidnap women they wanted to reproduce with!. if he's laidback (i doubt he could speak) i'd ask him to make me a wheel or something i could take back with me, i'd take a picture with him, give him a pack of lighters and beef jerky and be on my way :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

He would burst into song with his guitar and sing Tiny Dancer to me!!! Ahhh, I can hear it now!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd smile at him!.
Give him something warm to wear and some food and drink!.
Probably a hug if he would let me!.
Yeah, I'm a kind person!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Leave him where he is frozen and may he rest in peace!.Sounds like that movie with Sean Austin and Pauly Short!.!.!.!.the name escapes me!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if he came back to life i would i scream, run around in circles, and then die!.

so he would have food, duhr!

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I'd call the Smithsonian - $50 for a caveman - that's the rule!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I certainly wouldn't have thought "let's thaw him out by the campfire" but I think I'd just kind of stare, and wonder what to do next :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would probably put him on Ebay and sell him to the highest bidderWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha that would be quite interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well I'd be a bit freaked out and amazed, but i'd try observing him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Share my gorp and jerky with him!. (upwind of course, a few million years of morning breath, phew!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'd probably scream!.!.!.loudlyWww@Enter-QA@Com

climb back down and run for my lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com

call people take pictures of him and talk to him have a conversation about i dont knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

i find something to cover him up in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It'd be just like Encino Man!. I'd just hang out with him and take him to all the places I normally go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

We'll sing songs together!. and we'll take pictures!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Freeze him back !?!?!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would give him a hot coffee!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'll take him home and he'll serve as my pet!. I'll teach him our human ways and we'll grow old together as man and pet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd Want 'Credit' for My "Discovery"!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol no ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com

depends on what he looks like!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

scream!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

id take him back home!. his home!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

scream, then try to become freinds!. i might enjoy his company around meWww@Enter-QA@Com

bring him home and wash him and train him to be my personal slaveWww@Enter-QA@Com

Um!.!.!. I don't understand the ancient language of the Ugga Ugga!.

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