Fill in the blanks. The funniest paragraph wins.?!
Question: Fill in the blanks!. The funniest paragraph wins!.!?
A long time ago I was a____________!. During that time I
___________________and __________________!. It
bothered me that I _________________, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a____________came
along and _______________ me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a ________________instead
of a _________________!. My dog and I both went to
___________________and when we got out he found
a __________________which suited his personality
but left him with__________________!. I went on to
star in___________________and win ___________!.
Now the ________stalks me and I'm just as___________
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't_____________unless you first_______________!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
___________________and __________________!. It
bothered me that I _________________, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a____________came
along and _______________ me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a ________________instead
of a _________________!. My dog and I both went to
___________________and when we got out he found
a __________________which suited his personality
but left him with__________________!. I went on to
star in___________________and win ___________!.
Now the ________stalks me and I'm just as___________
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't_____________unless you first_______________!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A long time ago I was a nerdy hippo!. During that time I
womped & galloped & even played a kazoo! and I read some magazines, too!. !. It
bothered me that I couldn't walk but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a ferret in a pink tutu came
along and slapped me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a lizard instead
of a muffin !. My dog and I both went to
a buffet filled with bunches of oats!. and when we got out he found
a sobe,which suited his personality
but left him with a purple tongue!. I went on to
star in "Worlds sexiest thing!." and win a date with Michael Jackson!.
Now the boy-sleeping-pedafile stalks me and I'm just as insecure
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't walk unless you first have some pie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
womped & galloped & even played a kazoo! and I read some magazines, too!. !. It
bothered me that I couldn't walk but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a ferret in a pink tutu came
along and slapped me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a lizard instead
of a muffin !. My dog and I both went to
a buffet filled with bunches of oats!. and when we got out he found
a sobe,which suited his personality
but left him with a purple tongue!. I went on to
star in "Worlds sexiest thing!." and win a date with Michael Jackson!.
Now the boy-sleeping-pedafile stalks me and I'm just as insecure
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't walk unless you first have some pie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a pencil case!. During that time like to chew myself and steal meat from other people!. It
bothered me that I couldnt eat hamster crap, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a ghost came
along and looked freakishly stupidly weird at me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a whale instead
of my brother!. My dog and I both went to
mickey mouse club house and when we got out he found
a bottle with water which suited his personality
but left him with crayons!. I went on to
star in the lizzie mgGuire movie and win the mouse award for being the worst person anyone can be!!!!!
Now the director stalks me and I'm just as juicy
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't act unless you first decide to be a pop star or a hannah montana
i no no t that funny but oh wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
bothered me that I couldnt eat hamster crap, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a ghost came
along and looked freakishly stupidly weird at me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a whale instead
of my brother!. My dog and I both went to
mickey mouse club house and when we got out he found
a bottle with water which suited his personality
but left him with crayons!. I went on to
star in the lizzie mgGuire movie and win the mouse award for being the worst person anyone can be!!!!!
Now the director stalks me and I'm just as juicy
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't act unless you first decide to be a pop star or a hannah montana
i no no t that funny but oh wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a [purple people eater]!. During that time I [ate donkeys] and [parakeets]!. It bothered me that I [always had feathers in my mouth], but not enough to do anything about it!. One day a [super cool wizard] came
along and [morphed] me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a [3 toed turtle] instead
of a [supercalifragilisticexpialidocious purple people eater]!. My dog and I both went to [a crazy therapist] and when we got out he found [chicken caboodle's] which suited his personality but left him with [no more room in his tummy for marshmellows!]!. I went on to star in [The Lonely 3 Toed Turtle] and won [smallest mammal with least amount of toes award]!. Now the [marshmellow] stalks me and I'm just as [scandalous] as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you can't [eat marshmellows] unless you first [win the Smallest Mammal with the Least Amount of Toes Award]!.
I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed making it :]
emie?Www@Enter-QA@Com
along and [morphed] me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a [3 toed turtle] instead
of a [supercalifragilisticexpialidocious purple people eater]!. My dog and I both went to [a crazy therapist] and when we got out he found [chicken caboodle's] which suited his personality but left him with [no more room in his tummy for marshmellows!]!. I went on to star in [The Lonely 3 Toed Turtle] and won [smallest mammal with least amount of toes award]!. Now the [marshmellow] stalks me and I'm just as [scandalous] as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you can't [eat marshmellows] unless you first [win the Smallest Mammal with the Least Amount of Toes Award]!.
I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed making it :]
emie?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a s**ty spider!. During that time I killed and sucked blood out of flies!. It
bothered me that I wanted to be a vegetarian, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a fly came
along and ate me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a piece of s**t instead
of a spider!. My dog and I both went to
the doctor and when we got out he found
a pill which suited his personality
but left him loopy!. I went on to
star in Poo bear and win a Grammy!.
Now the fly stalks me and I'm just as s**ty
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't eat me unless you first no what i am!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bothered me that I wanted to be a vegetarian, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a fly came
along and ate me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a piece of s**t instead
of a spider!. My dog and I both went to
the doctor and when we got out he found
a pill which suited his personality
but left him loopy!. I went on to
star in Poo bear and win a Grammy!.
Now the fly stalks me and I'm just as s**ty
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't eat me unless you first no what i am!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a baby!. During that time I
did nothing all day and cried alot!. It
bothered me that I couldnt drink alcohol, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a old man came
along and kicked me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a bug instead
of a little kid!. My dog and I both went to
prison and when we got out he found
a bin which suited his personality
but left him with fleas!. I went on to
star in the the neighbourhoods most wanted poster and win a place back in prison!.
Now the old man stalks me and I'm just as happy
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't go to jail unless you first get kicked by an old man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did nothing all day and cried alot!. It
bothered me that I couldnt drink alcohol, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a old man came
along and kicked me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a bug instead
of a little kid!. My dog and I both went to
prison and when we got out he found
a bin which suited his personality
but left him with fleas!. I went on to
star in the the neighbourhoods most wanted poster and win a place back in prison!.
Now the old man stalks me and I'm just as happy
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't go to jail unless you first get kicked by an old man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a infatutated by my co worker!. During that time I had a husabnd and 2 kids!. It
bothered me that I LIKED HIM but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a feeling came
along and so he f*cked me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a sexual way instead
of a professional way!. My dog and I both went to
enjoy some pleasure and when we got out he found
a sex toy which suited his personality
but left him with a big headahce!. I went on to
star in my co worker and win his heart
Now the f*cker stalks me and I'm just as infatuted with him
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't fight the feelings unless you first f*ck your dog!.
Thats the best i got haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bothered me that I LIKED HIM but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a feeling came
along and so he f*cked me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a sexual way instead
of a professional way!. My dog and I both went to
enjoy some pleasure and when we got out he found
a sex toy which suited his personality
but left him with a big headahce!. I went on to
star in my co worker and win his heart
Now the f*cker stalks me and I'm just as infatuted with him
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't fight the feelings unless you first f*ck your dog!.
Thats the best i got haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a slut!. During that time I screwed and screwed It
bothered me that I did it all for free but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a man came
along and loved me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a monagamous instead
of a slut!. My dog and I both went to
college and when we got out he found
a datson which suited his personality
but left him with leg craps because he was a great dane!. I went on to
star in my own homemade "movie"and win an amateur award at the AVN!.
Now the papparazi stalks me and I'm just as humble
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't always charge unless you first are a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bothered me that I did it all for free but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a man came
along and loved me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a monagamous instead
of a slut!. My dog and I both went to
college and when we got out he found
a datson which suited his personality
but left him with leg craps because he was a great dane!. I went on to
star in my own homemade "movie"and win an amateur award at the AVN!.
Now the papparazi stalks me and I'm just as humble
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't always charge unless you first are a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a duck!. During that time I fought fires and played hopscotch It bothered me that I couldn't sleep with Johnny Depp, but not enough to do anything about it!. One day a homeless man came
along and picked on me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a kitten instead
of a duck!. My dog and I both went to
Amsterdam and when we got out he found
a Playboy which suited his personality
but left him with a terrible itch!. I went on to
star in A Duck And The Chocolate Factory and win the Nobel Peace Prize!.
Now the homeless man stalks me and I'm just as sexy
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't love unless you first get famous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
along and picked on me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a kitten instead
of a duck!. My dog and I both went to
Amsterdam and when we got out he found
a Playboy which suited his personality
but left him with a terrible itch!. I went on to
star in A Duck And The Chocolate Factory and win the Nobel Peace Prize!.
Now the homeless man stalks me and I'm just as sexy
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't love unless you first get famous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a DINOSOUR!. During that time I
ATE and POOED !. It
bothered me that I BARKED, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a WEASEL came
along and HUMPED me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a IDIOT instead
of a RETARD!. My dog and I both went to
DOLLARSTORE and when we got out he found
a BIRD which suited his personality
but left him with POP!. I went on to
star in AMERIICANS GOT TALENT and won THE WORLD !.
Now the CAT stalks me and I'm just as SCARED
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't FIGHT unless you first POO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ATE and POOED !. It
bothered me that I BARKED, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a WEASEL came
along and HUMPED me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a IDIOT instead
of a RETARD!. My dog and I both went to
DOLLARSTORE and when we got out he found
a BIRD which suited his personality
but left him with POP!. I went on to
star in AMERIICANS GOT TALENT and won THE WORLD !.
Now the CAT stalks me and I'm just as SCARED
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't FIGHT unless you first POO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a weirdo!. During that time I
was quiet and drunk!. It
bothered me that I lost my hearing, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a man came
along and stabbed me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a knife instead
of a game!. My dog and I both went to IHOP and when we got out he found
a $50 which suited his personality
but left him with joy!. I went on to
star in home alone and win nothing!.
Now the car stalks me and I'm just as cool
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't be cool unless you first have a STUPID guy stab you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
was quiet and drunk!. It
bothered me that I lost my hearing, but not enough
to do anything about it!. One day a man came
along and stabbed me!. It made me look at
life from the perspective of a knife instead
of a game!. My dog and I both went to IHOP and when we got out he found
a $50 which suited his personality
but left him with joy!. I went on to
star in home alone and win nothing!.
Now the car stalks me and I'm just as cool
as I was in the beginning!. It just goes to show you, you
can't be cool unless you first have a STUPID guy stab you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a long time ago i was a DRUNKIE!. during that time i ALWAYS HAD WET PANTS a BOTTLE IN MY HAND!. It bothered me that I I WAS AT A BAR EVERYNIGHT but not enough to do any thing about!. One day a TRUCK came along and TOOK me!.
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noob
ate Cheetos!.!.!.watched Shrek 2 over and over
was a low-life who ate chips all day
saint!.!.!.!.punched me
religious man!.!.!.low-life who sits on his couch all day
McDonalds!.!.!.!.Shrek the Third DVD!.!.!.!.a red spot on his eye
American Idol!.!.!.big moola
Nazi!.!.!.!.fat
go to McDonalds!.!.!.eat all the food at Burger KingWww@Enter-QA@Com
ate Cheetos!.!.!.watched Shrek 2 over and over
was a low-life who ate chips all day
saint!.!.!.!.punched me
religious man!.!.!.low-life who sits on his couch all day
McDonalds!.!.!.!.Shrek the Third DVD!.!.!.!.a red spot on his eye
American Idol!.!.!.big moola
Nazi!.!.!.!.fat
go to McDonalds!.!.!.eat all the food at Burger KingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Toddler
Pooped and Peed-alot!
smelt
lady
ignored me
Poodle
mongrol
Bath
Towel
A rash
Smelly babies
Deoderant
Lady
Set against her
win
Bathe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pooped and Peed-alot!
smelt
lady
ignored me
Poodle
mongrol
Bath
Towel
A rash
Smelly babies
Deoderant
Lady
Set against her
win
Bathe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A long time ago I was a moose!. During that time I wailed and went "WAAAUGH"!. IWww@Enter-QA@Com
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fleas
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itched
spit
puss
wet
puss
penis
park
pussycat
fleas
porn
money
teachers
freak
blow
payWww@Enter-QA@Com