Drat! I am in a pickle?!
Question: Drat! I am in a pickle!?
Since no one 'got' my last question I shall ask a serious one: You see I just stabbed one of my co-workers in the heart with a letter opener for pronouncing the word schedule as sheshule instead of skedule I have to get rid of his body before everyone comes back from break where shall I put him!?
Oh (squish, slurp) had to get my letter opener back first now you were suggesting!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh (squish, slurp) had to get my letter opener back first now you were suggesting!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hmm your boss' closet!.!.!. If of course your boss is a tightwadded prick like we know him so fondly to be!.!.!.!. or possibly the box crusher!.!.!. I mean think longterm here -- do you want to do stuff to the body after work!? If so, I'd say closet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have had to deal with this problem many many times before!. Just box his a*s up, address and stamp the box, call Fed Ex for express delivery!. Send it to your house where you can decide then what to do!. Leave a note on his comp saying he quit and was running off to South America!. Works everytime!
~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
put him in the paper shreder!. and dump him out the back window and feed the grass!. or put your letter opener back in him and put him face down at his desk with his paycheck!. and make it look like he killed himself because he was underpayed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Since you have nothing but slackers there who all they do is go on breaks, the idea place would be to lean him or her up against the copy machine!. Just remember no where near the coffee pot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got 1 answer on my last one
call 911 and runWww@Enter-QA@Com
call 911 and runWww@Enter-QA@Com
stationary cupboard!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What you really need is a giant man-eating plant to feed him to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whatever you do, don't bury it in the sand!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put him in the shredderWww@Enter-QA@Com