Can you tell me a funny joke?!
Question: Can you tell me a funny joke!?
Answers:
I hope you're not a feminist who will find this offensive!.!.!.!.most women I tell this one to thinks its hilarious!.
A man finds a bottle while walking along the beach shore!. Upon opening it, a genie comes out and offers to grant him one wish for releasing him (and tells him he cannot wish for more wishes)!. The man ponders his opportunity, and then tells the genie that he has always wanted to travel to Hawaii, but is scared to death of flying!. His wish is for the genie to build a bridge highway from San Francisco to Honolulu, fully equipped with 24 hour rest stops, hotels, restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, etc!., so he can drive out to the island anytime he wants!.
The genie ponders the request and then tells the man, "Look, that is impossible!. There isn't enough raw materials in the world, and there is no way he could make people work the rest of their lives out in the middle of the ocean to accommodate his wish!. He tells the man he will have to wish again!.
The man rethinks his opportunity, and then tells the genie that he wishes he could have the ability to totally understand the mind of women!. He wants to be able to fully and completely comprehend how they rationally think, what they view to be logical, and why they act the way they do in a variety of given situations!. The genie ponders this request for awhile, and finally responds by saying, "Did you say you wanted that to be two lanes or four!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man finds a bottle while walking along the beach shore!. Upon opening it, a genie comes out and offers to grant him one wish for releasing him (and tells him he cannot wish for more wishes)!. The man ponders his opportunity, and then tells the genie that he has always wanted to travel to Hawaii, but is scared to death of flying!. His wish is for the genie to build a bridge highway from San Francisco to Honolulu, fully equipped with 24 hour rest stops, hotels, restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, etc!., so he can drive out to the island anytime he wants!.
The genie ponders the request and then tells the man, "Look, that is impossible!. There isn't enough raw materials in the world, and there is no way he could make people work the rest of their lives out in the middle of the ocean to accommodate his wish!. He tells the man he will have to wish again!.
The man rethinks his opportunity, and then tells the genie that he wishes he could have the ability to totally understand the mind of women!. He wants to be able to fully and completely comprehend how they rationally think, what they view to be logical, and why they act the way they do in a variety of given situations!. The genie ponders this request for awhile, and finally responds by saying, "Did you say you wanted that to be two lanes or four!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes I can!!!
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom!. "You know what!?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing!." The 4 year old nods his head in approval!. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok!?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm!. Mum walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast!. "Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops!." WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out!! Mum looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man!?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ***kin' a$s it won't be Coco Pops!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom!. "You know what!?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing!." The 4 year old nods his head in approval!. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok!?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm!. Mum walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast!. "Oh, sh*t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops!." WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out!! Mum looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man!?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ***kin' a$s it won't be Coco Pops!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
YesWww@Enter-QA@Com
a funny joke!. ahahaha!. :P joking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients but felt really guilty about it all day long!. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't!.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming but once in a while he'd hear a reassuring voice inside him say "Dave, you wouldn't be the first doctor to sleep with one of the patients and you won't be the last plus you're single so just let it go!.
But invariably there would be the other voice that would bring him back to reality whispering!.!.!.
"But Dave you're a Vet!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming but once in a while he'd hear a reassuring voice inside him say "Dave, you wouldn't be the first doctor to sleep with one of the patients and you won't be the last plus you're single so just let it go!.
But invariably there would be the other voice that would bring him back to reality whispering!.!.!.
"But Dave you're a Vet!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm!.!. this just came into my head!.!.!.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed!? Ellifino!.!.!.!.ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed!? Ellifino!.!.!.!.ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yepWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris can cook Minute Rice in 30 seconds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris can cook Minute Rice in 30 seconds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes but don't get offended its just a joke everybody!.:
Tip for today, Don't Sh*g a dwarf with downs syndrome!.
It ain't big and it ain't clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tip for today, Don't Sh*g a dwarf with downs syndrome!.
It ain't big and it ain't clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a fly that cant fly!?
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A walk!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A walk!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My council tax bill has just come through the door of my new house!. It's the best joke I've heard in yearsWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call cheese that's not your's!?
-Na-cho Cheese (:
-yea, that's lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
-Na-cho Cheese (:
-yea, that's lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
Question-
how does michael jackson pick his nose!?
Answer-
from a catalogueWww@Enter-QA@Com
how does michael jackson pick his nose!?
Answer-
from a catalogueWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q) what would you say to a one legged hitchiker!? A) hop inWww@Enter-QA@Com
A skeleton walks into a bar And asks the Barman,,,for a Pint And a Mop,,,,,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the lion cross the road !?
because he saw the zebra crossing
lame i know but my 7 yr old loves it !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he saw the zebra crossing
lame i know but my 7 yr old loves it !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I can't,
But you can finish this rhyme for me
2 old ladies
Were sitting in the grass
One stuck her finger
Up the other ones !?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But you can finish this rhyme for me
2 old ladies
Were sitting in the grass
One stuck her finger
Up the other ones !?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three nuns walk into a bar!. The fourth one ducks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got one!
Q) Why is the ocean wet!?
A) cos the seeweed
HAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q) Why is the ocean wet!?
A) cos the seeweed
HAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
George Bush started something called The War Against Terror!. Try abbreviating that!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
there ae two lesbian frogs on a lily pad just after having sex!.one turns to the other and says ''it's true ya know,we do taste like chicken!''
the first joke above is one of the funniest i have ever heard or read!!hahahha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first joke above is one of the funniest i have ever heard or read!!hahahha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yep!.!.!. this blonde walked into a barWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, I am rubbish at jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
um, I'll try
Lady wakes from a coma and realises she is no longer pregnant
Doctor tells her she had healthy twins, a girl and a boy
He tells the lady her brother has named the children and is looking after them
"Oh no, my brother is an idiot!. what names did he pick!?" she asks
"Well your daughter is called Denise" says the doctor
"I like that - that's much better than I feared - what about my son!?"
"Ah, now your son was named!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
De-Nephew"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lady wakes from a coma and realises she is no longer pregnant
Doctor tells her she had healthy twins, a girl and a boy
He tells the lady her brother has named the children and is looking after them
"Oh no, my brother is an idiot!. what names did he pick!?" she asks
"Well your daughter is called Denise" says the doctor
"I like that - that's much better than I feared - what about my son!?"
"Ah, now your son was named!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
De-Nephew"Www@Enter-QA@Com
(Did you hear about the man who went into a bar!. He said ouch! it was a iron bar)!. I hope you enjoy my joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me gusta yanice porque su nariz es muy guapa!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nope i know no jokes sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
No I`m rubbish at telling jokes,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
no i cant!.!.!. but i suggest putting penis in ur ear if u r boredWww@Enter-QA@Com