In theory....how would four angry workers go about killing and disposing of an a!
Question: In theory!.!.!.!.how would four angry workers go about killing and disposing of an area manager!?
It's hypothetical of course, but the more details the better!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Hmmm, hypothetical you say!. In that case get one of your work colleges to start talking to your victim at the top of the stairs, whilst the other 2 keep watch down the top and bottom corridors!. Once distracted push your victim down the stairs, but be careful not to bruise there back and make it obvious they were pushed!. If the fall doesn't finish the job drop a fridge on them!. Then go play cards and wait for the police, when the 5-0 arrive you all corroborate each others stories and say the last time you saw your manager was when he was complaining about having to carry his/her fridge home by themselves!.
Or if they chew there pen you can always make it "chocolate" flavoured!. It won't kill them but it'll really piss them off, and make you laugh, no-one likes a mouthful of shite, apart from Germans!. And something tells me you'd be comfortable inserting a pen into your !.!.!.!.!. wait a minute, this is getting insulting now =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or if they chew there pen you can always make it "chocolate" flavoured!. It won't kill them but it'll really piss them off, and make you laugh, no-one likes a mouthful of shite, apart from Germans!. And something tells me you'd be comfortable inserting a pen into your !.!.!.!.!. wait a minute, this is getting insulting now =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well one of you needs to distract him/her, while the other slips syanide in his/her tea, then the third one can wrap the body up in a rug and the fourth can dispose of it in the local tip! Morning hun! XWww@Enter-QA@Com
Drug the person since it isn't messy and take the body to a pig farm, or to a pack of wild hogs!. (They'll eat everything, including bones)!.
I feel the need to say, murder is wrong!
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I feel the need to say, murder is wrong!
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they'd put their money together and pay somebody!. just easier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leave there job and the area manager behind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why not let the local chavs sort him aaaawwwwwt!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seal HIM in plastic,,,,,,,,Crate him up with others & machinery parts & send to the African Jungle or the Amazon
By a very slow ship that makes many stops along the way!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
By a very slow ship that makes many stops along the way!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hypothetically speaking, get manager in desk, weigh it down with all the managers books, haul it off to the river and dump said desk in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
we got an area manager the sack, in our company you need a driving licence to work for us, if you lose your licence you are out!. somebody hired a car exactly the same as our area managers from a rental company, and got a set of number plates made up the same as his, then drove through speed camaras untill he had enough points to put him off the road, money well spent to get rid of that bullyWww@Enter-QA@Com