I'm having an affair on my blow-up doll, Chloe, with a real woman, & Chloe&#!
Question: I'm having an affair on my blow-up doll, Chloe, with a real woman, & Chloe's getting suspicious!. What do I do!?
Chloe's great and all, she never gives me any back-talk, but when it comes to the bedroom, she isn't very exciting!. She just lies there and doesn't do anything!
So now I'm having this affair behind Chloe's back with a real woman, and I can tell Chloe's getting suspicious!. I come home from seeing the real woman, and Chloe is just sitting there, with this accusatory look on her face!. The guilt is too much to take!
That icy stare just chills me to the bone!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So now I'm having this affair behind Chloe's back with a real woman, and I can tell Chloe's getting suspicious!. I come home from seeing the real woman, and Chloe is just sitting there, with this accusatory look on her face!. The guilt is too much to take!
That icy stare just chills me to the bone!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Give her a puppy made out of balloons that will take her focus off you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just pop her with a pin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just pop the ho!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just take all the air out of her and stuff her in the closet!. She won't know any different!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Invite your "real woman" to join you & Chloe for a hot 3-some!Www@Enter-QA@Com
shazamWww@Enter-QA@Com
I saw Choloe, and I'd say her look is more surprised than accusatory!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
watch out for the icy pickWww@Enter-QA@Com
use more lubricationWww@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe you and chloe should go to a therapist!.
Really, You need it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really, You need it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3-some!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.I can just picture itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Show her your collection of straight pins!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just sit Chloe down, and talk to her about it!. After she's done closing her mouth (which is never) then just hug her goodbye and say its for the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, just put her back in the box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let the air out of Chole! Then you won't have to worry about her anymore!. She won't know what hit her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to pop Chloe!. It will be painful, but it's for the better good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
set her upt witha a friend of yours!. just remove any love stainsWww@Enter-QA@Com
deflate her immediately be for she burst with angerWww@Enter-QA@Com
i have the same problem!.
Whn ever me and Joey foreplay its me doing all the work!. He doesnt even have an erection!. I started rubbing him but no response!. Its give and no take!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whn ever me and Joey foreplay its me doing all the work!. He doesnt even have an erection!. I started rubbing him but no response!. Its give and no take!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If she's not up for the 3some I say just don't put any more air in her, she'll fold up after time!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get her a 'Ken'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just tell her the truth!. Trust me on this one, she will just stare at you and won't ask any questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chloe is not real so she doesn't know you are having an affair you are basically not even having an affair so my advice is to stop being so stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
First, imagine how hurtful it would be to Chloe to hear that you don't consider her a real woman!. She may be suspicious because she's picking up on that vibe!. I feel you may want to examine your toy-ist feelings and try to get over this prejudice!.
Bottom line, you bought Chloe, she lives with you, and she comes first!. If you want another woman, that's your choice, but the only moral thing to do would be to recycle Chloe BEFORE dating someone else!. Just don't be surprised if you wind up cheating on that real woman, too, if you don't resolve your pre-existing family-of-origin issues!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bottom line, you bought Chloe, she lives with you, and she comes first!. If you want another woman, that's your choice, but the only moral thing to do would be to recycle Chloe BEFORE dating someone else!. Just don't be surprised if you wind up cheating on that real woman, too, if you don't resolve your pre-existing family-of-origin issues!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cheat In Front Of Her If She Was A Real Doll Then Nothing Would Happen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give one of them to the neighbor, jeesh you don't need two women anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chloe !?!?!?!? am sorry to say but not long ago i was in bed with Chloe so i guess your both equal now :) once again i save the day :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's not possible to have an " affair" with a piece of plastic, so you're safe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
YOUR DISGUSTINGGGG
dont you have anything better to do with your time!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont you have anything better to do with your time!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com