What's your best comeback ?!
Question: Your momma so fat. when she jump for joy. She get stuck!
Answers: Your momma so fat. when she jump for joy. She get stuck!
Im not very good at Comebacks : ) but my baby uses this one "You're a Walmart !"
your momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out :)
Ahahahaha I've never heard that one before!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints!
Your momma so stupid she brought you into this world.
:)
HAHA, Russell Peters!
Your mama is so greasy BP buys oil from her.
Lol That's old though.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a haunted house & came out with a JOB application!
up yours
Your mom's so fat that she takes up pages 45,46 and 47 of her high school year book.
Your mom's so fat, when she saw a school bus go by..she yelled, "Twinkie!"
Your mom's so fat, when she dances....the radio station skips.
Your mom's so fat, when she enters a food court...everyone screams "Guilty!"
Yo mama is like a big SUV. She is big, black, and has room for 6 construction workers.
"You're a red vase that holds remains of dead crabs."
I know it's completely out there, but it leaves people so baffled that they can't think of anything to say back, so it works out. =]