What is the weirdest thing you have seen your NEIGHBOUR do ?!
Question: If i said mine i'd get a violation..
Answers: If i said mine i'd get a violation..
Okay, it was hard to choose which neighbor to tell you about!
I will go with Jeff the crackhead.
He knocked on my door at about 1:30 am . " Someone just broke into my house. They cut me ! " Okay, he shows me, and I see NOTHING!!!! " Well Jeff, do you want me to call the police? " I say.... "No, they didn't take anything", Jeff says. Then to further elaborate, he tells me they were WITCHES, and they stuck him with a needle and cut his hair!
Then ther is Delancy , who came and knocked on my door. She had Yellow stuff on her lips. I asked her, " What is all over your lips, Delancy?" She says " I been eating CHALK." I ask her " Why on earth have you been eating chalk?" She replies, " Because its good."
Ahhh...... lovely! I could tell you about the beer snatcher, or the time Delancy came to talk to me in her UNDERWEAR. ( No it was not pretty )
If I say mine, I'll gag,,,like I did when he did it...use your imagination!!!!
Okay, thanks to Marvin....that's what I saw as well......gag!!!!
walk around on the phone in a speedo, and hes not a skinny man.
I caught her going through my garbage. Nosy bastard.
My old neighbors had a huge party once and they invited a priest. At one point, they had old TVs laid out on the lawn and they were shooting guns at them. I saw the priest shoot one of the TVs. Those neighbors were really weird and didn't have television, etc.. They also made the daughters dress in long skirts all the time which they SWAM IN when in the pool.
mows the lawn with his rubber boots on
All I can say, is, keep the damn bathroom window shut.
when he thought no one was outside, he opened his door in a bright red bikini underwear--and he must be in his 70's and overweight, ugh!! not a site a would like to see again.
going out to her car in nothing but a towel in broad day light.
My neighbors wife was blowing off a shot-gun so big she could barely lift it. When I went over there to ask her what the hell is she doing?!?, she replied, 'I need to learn to use this thing for protection 'cuz my husband is out of town alot'. wtf??
saw my neighbour mowing his lawn with one of those BIG old fashioned gas masks on.
(like the ones they used in WW1)
He mounted deer antlers on the front of his jacked up 4 wheel drive truck. (I think he might be a redneck)
Get the newspaper wearing feety pajamas, especially since he's a bit plump.
It still haunts my memory.
I'm here simply to disclaim ANYTHING my neighbor might post! I can't think of anything I've seen my neighbors do, but I'm sure they could tell you a few things about me! (Not that I'd be proud of it mind you.)
*pico* You wouldn't happen to live anywhere near San Angelo/El Dorado, Texas would you?
best neighbour
Same here!
It was a terrible sight that he should of done in the bathroom,alone,but instead he did it right there in front of the window!
Smoke pot and listen to Fleetwood Mac on his porch by himself.