Did you know CHUCK NORRIS can impregnate a woman with a single glance?!
Question: fair dinkum mate?
Answers: fair dinkum mate?
Awesome!
yeah, he was checking out my girlfriend last month.... aagh i wish i could kick his ****
Chuck can do whatever the hell he wants, because he is a bad mo-fo.
they also bottled one of his farts and dropped it on hiroshima and we all know what that done.
how flipping' sweet is that.