How do you know when you've had too much to drink?!


Question: you personally.


Answers: you personally.

when you feel like crap and the walls start moving up when you look at them or when your in the back seat of a cop car sayin damn it i had too much to drink ha

It gets harder and harder to put you lips around the end of the bottle ;)

when my voice gets all "sexy/drunk" & i can't stop laughing.

oh and sometimes when i start talkin mad sh*t.

I Don't Drink, anymore....!!

when you see the pink elephants come out of your toilet.

when the lady I am hitting on outweighs me

when you can't stop talking and laugh at everything and then you just finally fall asleep

I either feel dizzy or puke!

someone tells me that

When mosquitoes get a buzz after biting me.

When you take one for the road and then fall flat on your face-mate

When you can't make it to the bathroom in time...but somehow you don't really care and you actually kind of enjoy that warm feeling spreading in your pants! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME PERSONALLY!!!! I was a bartender and witnessed it firsthand more than once!!!

For me...when the room is spinning and you want the ride to stop, but of course it won't....

when I puke

I get sick to my stomach and a headache.

I just know by the feeling. If I am more giddy, like laughing at things I normally wouldn't be so laughable about, I know. Also, I do a self-test by going into the bathroom. If my pupils are more dilated than before I started drinking, I know I've had too much to drive. That's one of the things cops look for when you drive drunk. They shine their cop-beater flashlights in your eyes and if your eyes get super small and then they take the flashlight away and look in your eyes and they get really big again, they know you're either high on something or have been drinking. I know this cuz I have one DUI. I got it 7 years ago. Learned my lesson. Have never driven drunk again.

When i start to laugh and sing for no aparent reason.

When I can't find the door. (not that I would want to)

First, I know Everything and then I get dizzy and woozy. And then I need to pray to the porceline God to make me throw it all up.

i know ive had "enough" to drink when i start saying and doing stupid things, or being clumsy. I know ive had too much when im sitting or laying down and the room is spinning (the worst thign everrrrrr). and when if i start feeling nauseous thats a pretty good sign also lol

when im too drunk to hold another

I'm naked

I go to brush something off my shoulder and it's the floor.

When the cell door closes...

when i drunk more than 1 glass of wine

it's usually when i fall onto the floor and pass out. usually in mid sentence.

My face gets really warm and I actually have to think about what people are saying to me. haha
I don't get drunk often though, I'm in college and want to actually graduate with good grades!

When I start to vomit green yucky stuff on people,
my head spins around,
I try to have sex with a crucifix,
and
the barkeep calls for an exorcist.
Then I am waaaay over my limit.

When i start doing things and saying things that i wouldn't normally say and do. I love to feel like i'm in control. When i feel thats gone, then its time to go home.

i say something and people are like, "what???" bcz of the slurring

my emoitions exscalate i get to giggly or i get gutsy stuff like that

Myself? Feel a tingle. I don't drink much or heavily.

As for others, I think the rule of thumb is ... you've had too many when you can't remember how many you've had!


Everyone is entitled to my opinion.



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