Is this a good way to meet a nice gentlemen? Strip, cover myself up with leaves !


Question: falls on top of me? Or walk up to a bar and yell at him to "do me". Or should I just take the curlers out of my hair and lose the house coat?


Answers: falls on top of me? Or walk up to a bar and yell at him to "do me". Or should I just take the curlers out of my hair and lose the house coat?

The Margaret Cho method hasn't been working, then...
[go up to any half way decent looking over 18 male and yell "STICK IT INNNN!!!!"]

Just wear pajama bottoms and a tank top with a messy pony tail, instead of the house coat and curlers. Leaves have slugs, and their slime isn't as fun as cuddlegoo.

"Stop beating around the bush and stick it in!!!" ususally lands me sumptin

just buy one of those shirts with the boobies cut out and prance around with an insert here note on your back with an arrow pointing to your butthole, that way u get some variety...

Twatever turns you on girl...

I usually just slip things into their drinks and take advantage of them, but the leaves idea would probably work too

try jogging in central park at 4 a.m. always keep the same time and route. it may take a week or two but eventually you'll get some.

do me.

works everytime

remove curlers & house coat, leave the leaves on

lose the curlers and robe for sure, cover yourself in leaves outside the bar and the minute you hear the door open yell "DO ME!!!". Works for me every time.

Get drunk.
End of story.
Works 10000% of the time.

<---- drunk right now

Having at least 6 cats usually attracts the men....

I would know, I have 6 (I used to have 13) and the men are just ALL over me.... o,O

Maybe wear something a little less frumpy when you go out.

you better take off the bedroom slippers too.

and chasing men with a rolled up newspaper isn't much of a turn on, either

Come on over. I'll do you.

Any of those will work. It just depends on what kind of man you want to meet. I've found that going to the topless bar at last call is a GREAT time to pick up guys.

WOW, and I thought I was hard up, blowing my car up just to pick up firemen....

Go to a Star trek convention. They have never seen a girl and would be very happy for any attention from a female

switch to the larger size curlers- the kind that's the size of fruit juice cans. he'll like that.
when i want to meet a man, i walk around with a sign i hang from my neck that says "i'm desperate."
you're on the right track sister!

Wonder thinks you are so damn hot and sexy .... who could resist your charms? (when you are drunk?)

<---- easy, too

You say "house coat", I say moo moos.

I get the girls to notice me in a very subtle and romantic way. I sleep in my car outside of their house with binoculars. I greet them in the morning by placing flowers I steal from the neighbors yard on her porch before her husband gets up. Then I call her house in the afternoon and breath heavy into the answering machine.



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