My friend has baseballs lodged in her colon?!
Question: how can she remove them safely?
Answers: how can she remove them safely?
Pray....
how did they get there
Take some BP (batting practice)
a representative of Major League Baseball needs to oversee the operation
wow.....I'm mean "WOW".........or OUCH!!!!!
I've got a few questions, but I'm afraid to hear them.
baseballs, plural. wowee..how'd she manage that one. she'll have to get her bottom removed i'm afraid.
just push really hard
tell her to get a bat, and knock it back to first base!
seriously.... why did she permit them to be lodged there in the first place? she needs to go to the doctor so she doesn't cause or make worse any tares that could release excrement into her body and cause all kinds of problems.
I hope this is a joke.....otherwise your friend has more of a problem than just baseballs up her butt!!
A Louisville Slugger may need to be used as a surgical instrument. Good luck with that.
Tell her ping pong balls are safer for her health.