What is something you should NEVER say to a girl on a first date?!
Question: Why do you have hair around your nipples.
Answers: Why do you have hair around your nipples.
Wanna F*ck ?
And if she says yes, remind her that you're not do for a Herpes flare up for another week.
You're just like your mother?
You really have big ears.
Do you blow?
"Umm... Do you have a brother?"
I'm oozing!
"have you found god?"
"you remind me of my ex"
"i like turtles...are you a turtle"
"I am allergic to all types and brands of condoms."
Can i be in your pants
Don't say anything about your herpes till the second date.
How long did you spend preparing for this date?
Damn girl I can taste your daddys d!ck from your lips
So are you ready to f#@ck?
Nice Ta-tas?
You look like my ex..
'When was the last time you had an STI test? Like, are you clean, or what? Can i go in there bareback or will i catch something nasty?'
........and thats how i caught crabs from your mother
Are you as good as your Sister?
Is this Dutch treat?
Your sister is easier
Are you REALLY going to EAT that, you don't need the calories!
Dont mind the baby toys and the car seat, my wife must have forgotten to take them out of the car, after she got back from the grocery store.
we should join el circuso so you can juggle the cohones. (todays foreign language of the day is spanish)
campare her to your ex girl friends
your bum looks big in that?
Look at that girl....your making my pants fat (while thrusting your johnson at her) !
any thing that will effect the relation for ever,something that will make her slap you.
it can be something like."you look too fat in this dress".
ure boobs are un even
oh.... youre wearing THAT?
I used to come here with my ex....
you remind me of my mother...
I have bad credit.