What would you do with a fork, piece of string, magazine, and a chicken?!
Question: tie the chicken on the string toss it at a homeless person let them chase it and pork them when they catch it... read the magazine while your waiting...
Answers: tie the chicken on the string toss it at a homeless person let them chase it and pork them when they catch it... read the magazine while your waiting...
blend it together... UMMM
make a bomb
I learned from McGuyver
I'd tell you, but its too kinky to put on here :P ;)
Live chicken? Oh, too many options...
Tie the fork to the string, fling it at the chicken (injuring it) then beat it with the rolled-up magazine to kill it and then use the fork again to eat it.
Choke the chicken with the string then use the fork to eat it while reading a magazine.
either that or build a cellphone like magiver would
use the string to choke the chicken lol
tie string around the chicken to keep it together, roast the chicken, use fork to prick and release juices to keep meat moist, read magazine while waiting for chicken to cook
Tie up the chook with the string, bung it in the oven, read the mag while it cooks and then eat it with a fork?? Not very imaginative I know lol!
Give the chicken a fork tied to string, and make a crime fighting chicken. The magazine is a playboy and its for me =D.
I would pluck a few feathers out of the chicken, then use a bit of the string to tie the feather to the fork and the fork to the magazine. then go fly fishing so me and the chicken can live happily ever after!
use the string to strangle the chicken, then read the magazine while you cook the chicken, after it's done use the fork to eat it.
I'd tie the chicken with a string on top of a fire.. read a magazine while i wait for it to get cooked, and then eat the chicken with a fork
I would hang the fork from the string and run the chicken in circles for excercise while reading the magazine.