Poll : Can you think of any corny jokes?!


Question: my nephew told me one the other day (he is 7 years old)
"knock knock"
"whos there?"
"im"
"im who"
" you dont know who you are?"
~wow if anyone else had said it i would have looked at them like they were crazy but he was laughing soo hard it was adorable~


Answers: my nephew told me one the other day (he is 7 years old)
"knock knock"
"whos there?"
"im"
"im who"
" you dont know who you are?"
~wow if anyone else had said it i would have looked at them like they were crazy but he was laughing soo hard it was adorable~

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh!

what do you call an Englishwoman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.

what do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.

Aussie joke.
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison.
Ya can't wash yer hands in a buffalo mate!

who's there?
dwayne

dwayne who?

dwanyne the bathtub i am drowning

I am at a loss for words

SteveC

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Sorry I do not know any jokes.

A fist mate walks up to the captain and says:

Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?!

Captain: Because it drives me nuts!

Horse walks in a bar
The bartender comes over and says
Hey there, Why the long face?

I've got the giant book of jokes right here :)
A young lady went to a fortune teller to have here fortune "I will answer any two questions for five dollars,"the teller said.The young lady paid her then said"Don't you think five dollars is a lot for two questions?" "Yes it is"answered the teller "now what is your second question"

good thing i have my library card because i am checking you out.

are you tired because you have been runing through my head all day.

knock knock
whos there?
rick
rick who?
Rick James Bi*** <------- my personal fav

why shouldn't you let Pokemon into the bathroom with you?


he might peekachu...xxx

I can think of plenty of corny jokes to plant on you. With my fertile imagination, something always crops up. So what plot shall we harvest for some corny jokes? I guess you have to have an ear for corny jokes otherwise they are rotten.

A giraffe walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A bear walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long paws?"

A man walks into a bar, and the man said "Ouch!"

the one i like the best has always been a knock knock joke too...

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"interrupting cow"
"interrupting cow.... "
"mooooooooo!!!!!"

get it!! the cow interrupted the asking who part!!??!! it's a lot more fun in person.... =)



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