What do you do if a dog starts humping your leg?!


Question: That happened to me today. I was at my cousin's house and his dog attacked my leg. That was NOT fun.


Answers: That happened to me today. I was at my cousin's house and his dog attacked my leg. That was NOT fun.

Grab him by the back of the neck, push him off gently but firmly, down to the floor.

They do it as a dominance thing. You have to show him you are dominant.

(Unless aunt flow is in town, in which case he IS in love with you, they know, in which case, kick and run)

take off my pants

i have yet to learn
lol

That happened to me yesterday, it was my friends dog. I pushed it off. And strangely enough, that wasn't the first time.

kick it in the face

Kick it off my leg

I stop with the Funky Cold Medina in his water dish.

Smack him across the nose

Have him neutered..

Hit him. Not that hard!!! And yell at him, "No!"

I suspect if there was a newspaper near by, I'd swat him with it and tell him no.

I usually smack the hell out of them and tell him/her NO

OMG that happend to me at my friend, Ashley's house. Holy crap dude she's got a German Shepard, too.

He started humping my leg and I was grossed out but i was bustin' up laughin'. I thnk it was cuz he wouldnt go away. and ashley had to spray him a little with the hose and he still didnt.
so...

it was sick though.

shove it off my leg

Tell them no no and ask the owner to get the dog

Ask him out for Friday night~

KICK A FIELD GOAL...LOL, JK

Let him finish, then give him a smoke.

Just say, "No!" and move him off your leg, preferably rolling him onto his back, exposing his belly.
It is a dominance thing, and you should never allow your dog to establish his dominance over you. A dog exposing his belly is doing one of two things; being submissive or sleeping.



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