Kids say the funniest things.Don't they?..??!
Question: Today my little boy told me to turn the tv down because it uses more electric when it's up high..lol..xx
any other funny stories?
Answers: Today my little boy told me to turn the tv down because it uses more electric when it's up high..lol..xx
any other funny stories?
Hello,
lol you wonder where they get such things hu?
I told my youngest last week to stay at home with his older brother after school for I had to be at the doctors for a nerve test and we wont be home when they get here. Asking what that was I told him about the needles in my nerves and said I was rather nervous it is going to hurt.
He said mom it is needles anything to do with needles is going to hurt. I said thanks that makes me feel better!! He is 12.
He is my witty kid.
I smacked him on his butt one day when he was younger, nothing serious trust me!!
He started screaming when I left his room. I went back asking what is wrong, he said my legs my legs. well what is wrong with your legs? they hurt, show me!
He pointed at his butt laughing uncontrollable.....of course non of the boys went to sleep for a while they were laughing to hard.
Another one he came home one day from school saying he no longer wanted to take his seizure (epileptic) medication. I asked him this is up to you but why?
He said that they were involved in the D.A.R.E. program at school and the sheriff who was teaching the class said that anyone who takes drugs everyday were loosers. I calmed him down from crying and he has not taken his pills sense. I also had to talk to him about drugs taken for medical use and drugs taken just to take them. I guess the school did not think of this when putting this program in there curriculum.
Anthoo what I remember for right now....my boys are older now, and these might not be as funny as yours is but it shows us how smart kids can be.
Have a great day!
steady, Cosby.
It is actually true
Awww!!! That's so sweet, he's already so environmentally aware. I don't know many kids or remember anything I've said.
But when you give an 18 month old lemonade, their face is priceless! he then learnt the word 'bubbles'
LoL..yeah he is sooo cute..bless him =)
ya my little sister heard my step dad leavin for work on easter and she said dang the easter bunnys late we better pretend to be asleep
when my mom was walking by, my little 4-year-old cousing was playing with his little helicopter toy that launches up into the air if you press a button, and she said, "watch out, you might hit my beautiful face!" and he responded with, "what beautiful face?"
that same cousin asked "why is uncle's head naked?" referring to the fact that his uncle has a bald head.
My friend was on her period. Her younger niece comes up to her, all frantic and worried, asking if she was o.k. My friend was perplexed and asked why, to which her niece blurts out "You left tissue in the washroom all bloody". I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
My little boy calles his nipples his nickles! (he will be 3 may) I was very confused when he said this the first time.
When my older two, now 21 and 19, were really little, the younger one called the spaghetti "busketti". The older one corrected him, saying, "it's not buh-sketti, it's PUH-sketti".
lol!!
the other day my husband told his 8 year old brother that i'm pregnant and that in november he's going to become an uncle...
well, seeing that his birthday is a month before (october) he said to my husband: convince the baby to be born before hand that way we can have the same birthday..and then he added, I would prefer a girl!!!! lol
yeah but they can get you into trouble also
christmas 3 years ago all sitting at my parents table all my family and the husbands and wifes sitting there,, my little boy 3 then told the whole table about his mammy and daddy having a fight last night and that his mammy was making a lot of noise we want the table to swollow us up if you get the gist of the story
My almost 12 year old said the other day that he hates kids. I always knew he thought he was a man inside a kid body. Funny.
Aww, How cute. he sounds to be a smart sweet little guy.
One day my sister was over and she was telling me how her husband got pulled over by the cops for drag racing in the streets and of course my oldest ( she was 3 at the time) only heard the words copper and drag racing, well we were out driving one day and we stopped at a red light and the cops pulled up besides us, So what does my daughter do? she winds down the window and calls out, " Hey copper wanna drag" i felt so small and i couldn't help but crack up laughing. They pulled me over and asked me what she said and before i could make up something she says " if you don't want a drag race now can we have it when i am older" i thought i was in so much trouble but the cops had a good laugh about it. I had explained to them what happened and they let me go. She is 11 now and she still asks the cops if they want a drag race.
I will not allow her to get here licence at all because knowing my luck she will be still asking for a drag race when she is 90.lol