Ladies..Now that we have established I'm a sexist pig, shouldn't you sta!
Question: me dinner tonight..
Poll: home cooked dinners....or...take out.
Answers: me dinner tonight..
Poll: home cooked dinners....or...take out.
Wil..now we've established that you only have one joke, shouldn't you be working on some new material?
Poll - take out, quick easy and good, like your mum.
Just a joke mate, you're one of the better, more honest posters on here mate. I was going to put this is a joke at the bottom originally but I thought it'd look like I was bottling it. Yeah we won, but it was the worst game of football i've ever watched in my life, we got f*cking hammered at home to derby FFS, it was embarassing how shite we were.
Take out, I do not cook!!
Do you like to eat out?
I cook from scratch
what? hum....sorry..your turn to cook...and not take out again..LOL
Take away, anyday.
Im no cook and I dont queue!
No - it's your bloody turn to cook - l did it last night.
Trust me on this sugar, you want me to cook for you. I would much prefer homecooking to eating out. Well...eating food out..lol
Tonight I'll be preparing my honey diijon chicken breast with steamed veggies and garlic red potatoes. Let me know...I can find a place to stash hubby whilst I cook for you. <g>
Sorry I used to enjoy cooking now I want it to be someone else's turn. I'm cooked out. LOL
You can cook, ill clean then we can fight over what to eat for dessert lol
xxx
in ur dreams!!!!!!!!!!
take out for u!
Now that we have established the kitchen is not the room for me, why don't we get a pizza and watch a DVD?
I'm in control of the remote by the way...
Well dear....I don't usually cook.............but I will make an exception for you....................I usually only cook when I am getting company...............I could roast you a nice chicken...or maybe pork and sauerkraut? What would you prefer dear?
I will make mashed potato's...and gravy.....and biscuits
and of course your favorite SPOTTED DICK for dessert
I'd like you to eat me out
I mean, we could go out and you could eat me
I mean, let's go out to eat