What was that secret you told me?!
Question: the one about the drunk you took home on friday night!
Answers: the one about the drunk you took home on friday night!
Stormy......don't you remember I took him home to meet my husband......and my husband took a liking to him.......I moved him in....................now my husband and him are as tight as thieves..............they sleep in the same bed.............and I can hear them in there now.....................from the sounds coming from the room.................they must be watching some porn......gee these two like each other
My husband has taken to calling him sweetheart.......do you think I should be a little jealous?
well if you weren't listening the first time, that was your fault, i am not repeating what we did...
she smelled bad, so we did in the dog house! woof
That was you, stormy, remember?/ I took you to ER, and they wouldn't let me stay with you see how you were, so I lied, I told them I was your sister.
The secret is that the drunk I took home on Friday was me!
Her name was stormy. She was allover me! In the bar, in the car on the ride home. I tried walking her to her door but she kept grabbing my ***!
So I left her on the lawn & went home.
An hour later shes outside throwing cheese at my house!