Does anyone else have any [clean] funny and embarrassing stories?!
Question: I was sitting on a ledge looking out over the college library courtyard -- where there were "lots" of people. I was going to stand up and walk back across the ledge to the stairs, but I realized it probably wasn't a good idea. My legs were shaking, somehow the muscles were fatigued... I decided not to try and stand up and end up falling forward off the ledge, so I jumped off -- feet-first. (It was only about 6 ft. off the ground.)
Well, I hit the ground and my knees buckled. And I half-crumpled, half-shot backwards and landed on my backside. I just sat there -- stunned -- for a moment, and then, I realized that everyone was laughing at me, including the Soldier I had landed in front of.
Answers: I was sitting on a ledge looking out over the college library courtyard -- where there were "lots" of people. I was going to stand up and walk back across the ledge to the stairs, but I realized it probably wasn't a good idea. My legs were shaking, somehow the muscles were fatigued... I decided not to try and stand up and end up falling forward off the ledge, so I jumped off -- feet-first. (It was only about 6 ft. off the ground.)
Well, I hit the ground and my knees buckled. And I half-crumpled, half-shot backwards and landed on my backside. I just sat there -- stunned -- for a moment, and then, I realized that everyone was laughing at me, including the Soldier I had landed in front of.
I was walking down a street in Edinburgh a few years back and a bus load of girls was stuck in traffic next to me. A couple of the girls were smiling and waving and I smiled and waved back, feeling pretty happy that these pretty girls were checking me out.
Then I walked straight into a lamppost. Big bang, bloody nose and a very, very red face :)
Clean?
Uhh. Well no.
yes I do
The first time I met my brother in law, my husband and I were having dinner with them. I was walking down the hallway and I came up to him and grabbed him, and was like hey baby. He had on the same color shirt as my husband. And was facing the other way. I totally thought it was my husband!! How embarrassing!
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No way..the same thing happened to me!!!!
NO WAY!
I was sitting on the concrete steps of our Dorm and my
leg was folded under and it feel asleep.
I didn't realize it however. I had just been in Dance class and
was all knotted up. Anyway, I decided to jump off the step
and then realized I had no footing.
Ouch.
My leg is healing now.
Everyone was laughing except me!
I was mad drunk and we were gonna smoke in my dorm room, so i stood on a rolly chair to put a garbage bag around the smoke detector..... you can imagine the results
On a flight i went to the toilet and the plane had unisex toilets, well i went to the toilet and whilst i was mid through standing upp and pulling up my pant a guy walked in on me! The shame!! He went very red and apologised then i had to walk out whilst he was still stood their to go in. Further more when we got to our apartments he was staying in the same ones! So for two weeks i had to see him everyday plus endure another two hour flight home with him. :(
Actually, yesterday a couple of friends and myself were in the University Caf, and I had turned around to get a try, and when I turned back, I thought this random girl was one my friends, cause they both had like, the same hairstyle and jacket, and I almost grabbed her in this sideways hug type thing (you know how close friends do like, the shoulder hug?), and I had my arm out, then I realized it wasn't my friend and I was all "eek!" and I just pretended I was stretching. It was an amazing cover up, if I do say so myself. =)
yea. i was sitting on this bar, like a metal bar, and i was talking to my friends, then all of a sudden, everything was upside down. i had flipped over backwards, so i was on my back and idk how i fell, but it hurt. and everyone laughed.
I was at the grocery store and I smacked a lady's butt thinking it was my mom. She turned around and it was my teacher from school. I looked at her wide eyed and ran away. [i was 6 ;P]
I got too drunk a while ago, walked in a denny's on my night off, grabbed, hugged & kissed on a waitress, she pressed charges the next day, I was 86'ed for good, it led to court, probation, & $500.00+ in fines,-on top of everything, she didn't show up to any of the court hearings, after a few hearings, they decided to forget her & bust me anyway?-(it should have been dropped but I learned my lesson)
Yah!
Well one time when I was with my friends and we where young(like about 12 or something) and we walked out of the movies an dI was wearing this big shirt that was my Bf's. And it was REALLy windy. Anyway, so I remember turring around and talked to my friend and all of the sudden I felt this tug on my shirt so i turned around and didnt see anything. That me and my friends where walking like 2 seconds later and all of the sudden I felt a tug on my shirt s when I was turnning around for the 2nd time!!! All of the sudden i felt the shirt tear from my body and the cold brease touch my body and I looked down and I was only in my bra and shorts!!!!
1st.when i was younger me and my friends were on a bridge.we were in a rush so i decided to take a short cut and go under the bridge.i jumped down onto what i thought was concrete and it turned out it was three foot of water with slime on the top.everyone just set off laughing at me.duhh.
2nd.some guy had been spreading rumours about my sister so i decided i would go give him a piece of my mind.i tapped him on the shoulder and went into a big rant asking for an apology and after about 5 mins of him being quite he said
'ok i understand how you feel but you have the wrong person sorry love".
3rd.i went shopping with my husband.took the shopping trolly back and then got in the car.turned around to speak to my husband and it wasnt him.it was the wrong car.same colour car though.lol
4th.we were once chatting about seeing the sites in paris and i turned around to everyone and said.
'i just regret that i didnt see the leaning tower of pizza while i was there.