What do you do when someones asks you for a piece of your dessert?!
Question: All I can do is boil from the inside with pure anger.
Answers: All I can do is boil from the inside with pure anger.
Respond, "Yes, of course you can!"
And as they get closer to your plate, accidentally poke them in the eye with your cake fork, and as they fall to the ground in pain, yell out: "Someone call 911!!!"
As people are scrambling to get to the phone, run and hide, and eat your cake alone and in peace, in a dark closet.
(just an idea)
I give them some...
give them a taste, it's always enjoyable for me too
If it's one I especially like I'll tell them to go get their own.
First off, I HATE people picking at my food! The only exception is my son. :)
I tell them to go die and make it perfectly clear that they're never to talk to me again.
i foam at the mouth then bite them