What will you do if someone knocks on your door and ...?!
Question: when you oppen you find nobody but a big box full of moneyyyy...lot of it ,cannot count it ..
Answers: when you oppen you find nobody but a big box full of moneyyyy...lot of it ,cannot count it ..
Grab it and do a happy dance.... :P
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your as s is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your sitting in your home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
Splish, splash, splish, splash!
The toilet calls, you dash
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
when your climbing up a ladder
and you here something splatter
diarrhea....diarrhea
when your sittin in a Chevy
and you feel something heavy
diarrhea....diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your as s is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your sitting in your home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
Splish, splash, splish, splash!
The toilet calls, you dash
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
when your climbing up a ladder
and you here something splatter
diarrhea....diarrhea
when your sittin in a Chevy
and you feel something heavy
diarrhea....diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your as s is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your sitting in your home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
Splish, splash, splish, splash!
The toilet calls, you dash
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
when your climbing up a ladder
and you here something splatter
diarrhea....diarrhea
when your sittin in a Chevy
and you feel something heavy
diarrhea....diarrhea
i would rejoice
the box might come in useful ;)