How do I get my horse....?!
Question: ...to come to me when I call him?
He just stands there, looking stupid.
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Answers: ...to come to me when I call him?
He just stands there, looking stupid.
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That's because he's an Albino Horse..and Albino Horses don't hear...you gotta' use sign language...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
forget the horse...buy new glasses
it might help if you untie him first. (and maybe give him a goat name)
slap your a ss 4 times!!
you pull it to you ;)
say get your goat smellin' @ss over here right now :)
sound like to me your horse think the same of you, dude.
Old Buk Donald had a farm, e i e i o!
and on his farm he had some Horse, e i e i o!
with a meeh here, and a meeh there, here a meeh, everywhere a meeh!
Old Buk Donald had a farm...E I E I O!!!
whew! I really sang that out loud!!! :D
Regwah!!! you sang that out loud too????
do you ever think he is thinking the same about you?
how do I get my owner to come and to me he just stands there looking stupid :)
Forget about the sugar and carrots...show him your boot laces, and some old tin cans, they seem to love em.
Call him Billy
Buk buk here & a buk there here a buk there a buk
every where a buk buk
Don't get buked Buk.
That's not a horse, it's a cat.
Give him some garbage that will work
This appears to be a Thinking horse.
Show your linguistic abilities and speak in Arabic without the italics.
Then he'll understand.
you can't call them like regular animals this particular breed of "horse" will only come running if you can mi mick the sound of a zipper!
put a saddle on him and a bit in his mouth
HE'S not standing there looking stupid, old man, he's standing there looking at you because he thinks YOU are stupid!!!!!
Either that, or he's motionless out of fear of what your intentions may be!!!
Love, Roscoe
first you'll need magnifying glasses, then call neigh...
Awww, what a cute critter. Put a carrot on a stick and lead him around. :D
you'll be lucky if you get any Milk outta that Buk` show it yer big Carrot if yev still got it`?
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*crickets*
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umm..Buk...put down the moonshine jug and come watch this cool documentary on Discovery Channel Kids with me. It's all about...farm animals..and the differences.
{shaking head while gently leading the pantless man back to the padded room..}
Sigh.
I had the same trouble. That nanny billy would come to you if you gave it something to eat like a icecream cone or your pants. He will learn not to come if you try to ride him.
Hold some grass out for him...
Well if you look closer the nag is going have a baby..
Remember the old saying...."You can lead a horse to water but you'll probably get goat milk"
That's a tough one, maybe he's wandering when we're gonna pass the bottle his way. Cheers! stupid horse! ~~Peace~~
That's not a horse...can you see that that animal is a cow? That's why you can't make him go to you!?
he's just tryin' to get your goat
lol