Is an elephant in pyjamas dangerous?!
Question: There is one in my front garden. What should I say to it?
Answers: There is one in my front garden. What should I say to it?
Oh, it's not my Dumbo, is it? I'm sure I tucked him up hours ago. Could you please tell him to come home right this minute, the naughty little elli. And please don't give him any milk, he's still at that stage where he might have a (oh dear) little accident.
Squeak like a mouse
Ask him in for a sticky bun and a cup of tea hon - it could be worse: just think yourself very lucky that it's not a hippo in a nightie instead lol :o) xxxx
Invite it in for a cuppa.
Only if he charges.
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know...
Tell it to clear off and take the pink ones with it!
Ask it if its name is Horton and does it hear a who?
You could ask him if he wants some of what you're on!
you could say mum get in to the house lol
Um...cut back on the vodka.
I think you should ask it politely to leave... if it does not comply, then calmly taunt it with a bag of peanuts until it follows you far away...
He's dangerous if he has a credit card. Find out if he has one.
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card.
that's totally lame in so many levels
Dont say anything. Please call animal control they will send you help out in the next 48 hours
get the gnome to approach him first!
dont worry they dont eat meat
No
Schoo,Go home.
yes! that kind is extreamly dangerous, but he has one weekness, afraid of mice in blue swimsuits, so you should find a mouse!
You could tell my mother in law to come back home she's been missing for days
Oh it isn't dangerous i should know a few of them live in the world in my head ahahahhahahahahah it must be Henry i can't seem to find him. uuummmm just tell him to come and see me OR ELSE i will get the elf army to come to him in the night and put a whole bunch of mice in his bed.
Is it pink?
If so go to rehab.
If not see a psychologist about your "hallucinations."
its very dangerous if u try to strip its pajamas
if u hadn't tried that yet
ask him to get a dozen bananas from the nearest fruit shop
or ask him the way to Tarzan's home
Come on you,its time for bed
Lock all the doors cos you will never get it out of the bed, and not sure the wooden slats would take the weight!
Also ask for your pyjama's back, make sure you use febreze!
Buy it a nightdress and tell it jimjams are passe.
It's just looking for a bed for the night, give it a hot milky drink and invite it in
I'm not sure what you say to it....just make sure it stays dressed!
not dangerous but tell the elepant cannot sleep in your bed but must stiil sleep in garden outside. hahhha!