Help! I'm terrible at directions and I didn't get a map, at the bend of !
Question: to get to the Big Red Barn party today?
Answers: to get to the Big Red Barn party today?
Wait...let me write this all down...
Take A Right!
rite.. dog cant read map i think
Go to the right. It will never let you down.
Go to the right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just go straight and enjoy the adventure.
Close your eyes and just go. Wherever it takes you is the path you need.
Just at the top of the ridge, where Old Man Moses's wheat field ends, take kind of a right, then veer left towards the Sumac bushes. There's a clearing about 100 yards ahead of the rock pile; follow that until you hit the bottom of Dead Man's Hill. Go straight up the hill and it's just over the other side, near the creek.
if its a bend , there is no left or right...follow the bend...
It's always easier to turn right than left so, go right.
oh you dont want to ask me. i am lost in my own back yard. lol
Well I don't know which red barn you all are going to, but the big red barn closest to my house is 1 mile up my road, smack dab on the corner between two towns, thus the name "Town Line Farm" on the barn. I'll be waiting for you there with my beautiful red headed dog, Jessie, who is very excited that Roscoe is coming to visit.
OMG I forgot all about that party! Is it still too late to get tickets?
Keep going right. About a bit further, you' come across where old MacDonald's barn used to be, it's not there anymore as a tornado carried it away last summer, but that's not important now. Just turn left there, go over the old Mill Creek covered bridge, turn left and then right after crossing. Look out for the cows wandering around out there, farmers have no fences around their plots of land.
Now once you get that far, turn right and go 95 miles an hour for 30 seconds, turning right and park behind the Big Red Barn. Bring plenty of beer. You should have stopped and bought Schlitz beer at the Gas and Suds filling station at the stop an go light in town.
You keep going straight darlin...the Big Red Barn is out there in the open field....
wait for me and i'll go with you, we'll look like "the incredible journey"
Come on down the right fork about 1/4 mi or so, you'll see a bright light, turn right there and go another 1/2 mi and you're here. Join in on the good times we have here.
Buy a sat nav.
ime going to the blue barn.....they got more booze there and a crap game.......seamanab
You can ride up with me, I'm drivin' up in my old cattle truck incase anyone needs a lift. I'll stop by and get ya in a couple of hours!
Over the river and through the woods. You'll see smoke signals.
Which way are you coming from?
Bring along your cell phone and call me when you get closer and guide you in.