Why do birds sometimes pick a single vehicle to make a mess on?!


Question: Do they have a warped sense of humor, or are they not capable of this kind of thought?


Answers: Do they have a warped sense of humor, or are they not capable of this kind of thought?

Maybe they are taking revenge, one never knows how Nature works.

It's usually a wire or tree above it.

they are evil. It's been proven though that white or light color cars are more likely to get shat on than dark ones. Oh, and dont park under tree's or power lines.

birds like shiny things don't wash the car then

yea they r mean son of a b!tchs lol

Birds Sh!t constantly as keeping waste would add to unnecessary weight added on for flight. The shear amount of birds flying around combined w/ the shear amounts of sh!t means that probability states your car will be hit from time to time.
Its fun to personify them and see them as aiming for reasons of deviousness however it is very unlikely.

Who knows...but it's aggravating. I just got out of the car wash the other day and along came a bird and *splat*

you did something to them,, karma

If it's on your windscreen then it's good luck! Not sure about the rest.

it could be about what the car is beneath,but it is also about colors,if the color is too funny red,blue and green,it will attract more ****.lol

maybe they use their mess as a mark
:D

Birdy birdy, in the sky
Why do you poopoo in my eye?
I'm no baby, I don't cry.
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

The amount of Birdy Poop on your car has a direct link to how bad your day has been.

Trust me I know !

AND

If you get too happy this will be the other extreme they look for.

Keep the happy (but not too happy) medium and you should be ok.

yes an i am that single vehicle.

I think it is the one parked under the tree, Shade = bird crap= car wash.



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