Is something ailing you ...?!
Question: ... absolutely anything ..... use this as an opportunity to get it off your chest ....
Answers: ... absolutely anything ..... use this as an opportunity to get it off your chest ....
My ex-husband is a selfish jerk -- he made my daughter cry.
Yeah, picked a nasty cough from my Partner.
Fart Joke
Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
Yeah i work too much and don't get enough time to play!
No.
No:))
Yes, rare 'Upset Stomach' This Morning...!!
I am thoroughly bored - I should be at the Gym but I may go either later or in the morning. God ! I need to get myself a man asap!!
yes but i don't feel like sharing today but thanks for asking
I think I might be--*gasp*--crazy!
My brain is fried from lack of sleep. But then again, it always is.
what????????
Yes, I didnt get enough sleep last night and when I dont sleep I get instantly sick feeling, werid tummy, small headache and my eyes hurt! I dont get home from work until 6pm~! Wish me luck!
Yes, I worked out a little "too" hard yesturday and now I'm super sore... Anyone want to rub some lotion on me? PLEASE!!!
no~ not really...
Yes!! I have caught a cold and there was a huge bumblebee in my kitchen! I am not having a good day... :o( x