Is your Ego....?!


Question: .... a passenger sitting on the back sit , or the driver of the vehicle you are?


Answers: .... a passenger sitting on the back sit , or the driver of the vehicle you are?

My ego is in the middle seat telling which way to go while telling all the other passengers to sit down and shut up so that I can hear what she has to say.

driver

i tend to switch places depending on the weather and where we are driving to =)
(this is analogy saying it depends on the situation and the conditions)

It's the driver. Geez, it's so big lately...

I have to work on it.

a passenger.

the driver

My LITTLE brother can be very honery at times and just sit in front seat almost all the time.
One day i actually argued on him getting front, and that argument saved my life because we were in a car wreck and both of us had to sit up front because my dad was tired of us bickering with eachother, and the boat we had busted through the trailer, and plowed threw the back seat, which could have resulted of my head being smashed in by a boat..
so im still usually getting back seat.

It's a backseat driver

I think I just ran mine over...

no, it's the one being towed along behind the car, thrashing about!

driver

I prefer to have it handcuffed and in the backseat behind a mesh separator so that it cannot hurt my true self and others.

Egos are bad drivers because they have no respect and consideration for others and like to break the speed limit often. In fact, more accidents are caused by ego drivers than drunk drivers (metaphorically speaking of course).

Unfortunately, it has the strength to break through the handcuffs and mesh separator often times, leaving us in an almost constant battle for control of the wheel.

On an optimistic note, I have learned how to wrestle it and, from time to time, I can win. I am usually able to keep it restrained when it matters most (i.e. when around others). On such occasions, I keep it in a designated maximum security prison that I designed myself. When in the prison, it can rarely even make a swipe at a passing civilian. Security modifications and maintainance repairs have to be made regularly :(.

Ultimately, my goal is to prove the (so far 19 year old) defendent's guilt and sentence it to die by lethal injection. Well, we all know how that goes: the side with more money usually wins. My funds are low and my lawyer is still trying to procure more evidence.

NOTE: Egos also make terrible lovers, employees/coworkers, friends, teachers/professors, employers, students, actors/actresses, to name just a few :(.

Know this and know this well: Not everyone can agree that humility is a virtue, but more can agree that it is a form of self-preservation.

A passenger in the backseat.

i think it is most of the time in the trunk...

I'm afraid the driver most of the time.

...I never did own an Ego....too hard on gas ;)

Ego in general is usually the apparent driver of the vehicle, but itself can become a vehicle, should one become awake to ones own self.

"Constructive, creative and positive" ego drives my car, the fallen leaves spread on the road that try to chase my car (as I drive over and past them), but never manage to catch up, represent the "destructive and negative" ego that I shed behind!

it's both depending on the situation. sometimes I have ego boosts, other times I feel I don't really count in the economy of the universe. and, as long as one part does not take over the other, that makes me think I'm balanced:)



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