Are you bored today?!
Question: Yes I am bored today.
Answers: Yes I am bored today.
A little.
extremely
Yeah :(
yes
its Saturday morning
yeah...like every other day
Hey there. How are you doing?
You know, we all have bad days when we have big rounds of poop stuck up in our butts.
It's an awful feeling really. You try to cross your legs and squeeze the big globs of brown and green mushy poop out of your buttocks. You moan and groan stuff like “Uhhh, uhh, uhh, uhh, yea, yea, yea, yea, ohh, ohh, ohh, yes, that’s it, ahhhhhhhhhhh.”
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? Yes, I’ve been there and done that. And I’m sure you don’t want anymore of that poop pain too.
Fear not though, I shall help you out of those just awful situations.
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? I want you to try my plan for better pooping time right now.
1st- Lay alsmot naked on your cold tile bathroom floor with the lights dimmed. Have only your underwear on.
2nd- You then stick vaseline up your butt to help SQUEEZE THOSE POOPIES OUT.
3rd- You calm yourself down and just breath. Lay still like a rag doll?
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? (You doin ok now. Good)
4th- You then start the hip thrusting movements again to push the poop out.
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5th- YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
6th- And then once it's out, breath a sigh of relief. LIKE AHHH!
7th- Because you had your underwear on while poopin, slowly stick your hands into your underwear and start to familarize your self with your own wet poop or feces. Yea, that's it. Ohh, yea…
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8th- Slowly squeeze it in your hands and relax while you do so. Enjoty the moment. SAVOR IT. IT’S JUST YOU AND YOUR WET BORWN AND GREEN MUSHY POOP ALONE TOGETHER.
9th- Start taking globs full of poop into your hands and run ALL OVER YOUR BODY!
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? 10th- Create a special time for you and your poop to bond together daily.
THE END!
Hey, I sure do hope I helped you
yup:)
yes, very much so...any suggestions?
im getting there
yes very much
not much im ready to go !
[that's why I'm here...]
defenitly but in about an hour im leaving to go to a hockey game for Tampa Bay Lightning, those are always fun :)
nope
Not...just tired too much cause I was out all day running my errands
yes, i need something to liven me up
iam broed EVERDAY
yes, with yahoo answers, this forum is so dead.
yeh!!
Yup.
very much.....
yes, but i've been way more bored
yes im getting boreder by the second, but hopefully i wont be bored tomorrow cuz i plan on hittin up da fair
No i have been in bed and got up at 5pm evening time, it isnt because i am tired or lazy it was to get rid of my migraine headache i have had 1 day ago they take a long while to get rid of how much i have taken my medications.