If you were a fortune cookie!
Question: what would my fortune be today?
Answers: what would my fortune be today?
Saturday is a good day for cleaning!
Kind of makes you mad doesn't it. You feel a little gyped right?
Well this was the fortune in the last fortune cookie I opened and I am still fuming about it. I wanted someone else to share in my frustration!!
Now for real, you will meet an incredibly sexy fireman on line and fall deeply in lust for him!
Good day ma'am!!
you will eat a fortune cookie
Confusious say he who sleep in dog house
will wake up with fleas
Keep what you own on a leash.
You will have gas tonight.
You will find happiness . . . in bed
you will be my sex slave......jk
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Be wary of strangers wearing funny hats