Sarcastically speaking, what are the advantages of "being married?"?!
Question: Serious answers please ! *smiling sarcastically*
Answers: Serious answers please ! *smiling sarcastically*
beats the hell out of me, I can't have a man live in my house- I have brand new carpet! I mean if you're just gonna lay there and scream all night and crap yourself for that matter I might as well have a baby. if someone can explain to me the difference I'd be happy to hear it. in the immortal words of Joy Behar (back when she was funny about 15 years ago), I need a man in my life, not a man in my house.
sex without the hassle of going out to the clubs and trying woo a drunk chick to take her pants off
Security.
Judas Rabies, thank you for changing your SO wrong first answer!
I get beer and food delivered to me while I sit in front of the TV.
You can pass gas in front of the spouse without having to say "scuse me".
It ensures that you leave this world sooner before global warming catch up with mankind
i heard theres some taxation advantage of being married.. but i don't know. hardly can think of any thing fascinating about getting married..
No more having to go through all the trouble of deciding what you want to watch on TV. (You watch what he/she wants)
Getting to pay for 2 everytime you go out.
Getting to have sex with the same person for the rest of your entire life.
All the little crazy things quirks that made him/her attracted to you in the first place, are now annoying and must be stopped.
speaking only for myself, I am better off financially, I enjoy the intimacy and monogamy, we have the same goals and we are partners...we have the same interests, we enjoy each others company.
Um I can only think of two things. Health insurance and so the children aren't bastids.
You can walk around naked, flab hanging out and they can't do anything about it!!!
-Tax deduction
-YOU OWN HALF HIS STUFF- the same goes for himto so this only works if he had more than you to begin with
-knowing that You're toghter for better or worse, til death do you part(or divorce...)
-waking up next to the same person each day
-security
-I dunno!
24 hour house job,without no salaries,get free love from your children and husband,easy sex life,and social security also.
at least you have somebody to drink coffee with