Have ya ever barfed ON a complete stranger?!
Question: I did back in '90, about 4 of us jarheads got pretty hammered up and were trying to get back on the ship. Shore Police stopped us before we got to the gangplank and asked for our ID's. I pulled mine out, dropped it by his shiny shoes, went to reach down for it and all hurl broke loose. He wasn't happy....
Answers: I did back in '90, about 4 of us jarheads got pretty hammered up and were trying to get back on the ship. Shore Police stopped us before we got to the gangplank and asked for our ID's. I pulled mine out, dropped it by his shiny shoes, went to reach down for it and all hurl broke loose. He wasn't happy....
lmao...
Yeah i threw up on the ship going to catalina right on my uncles lap in front of everyone.
I wasn't even drunk either.
no and i hope not to
not yet
nice, no i never barfed on a complete stranger but i barfed on guy i just met and he also was not happy.
Yeah at a pub on St Pat's day
How disgusting......"NO" not ever...thank goodness.!
Yes, I was about 15 years-old and it was at the entrance of a nightclub, I did vomit on the shoes of the guy who was standing in front of me, of course, I was sober (lol), the guy turned around and my friend said sorry for me, that I was a little "drunk", and the guy said that it was ok, no big deal... Good for me
Yeah, when I was a kid, I got sick in the car and mom pulled over. We were downtown. I opened the car door and hurled on some poor slob who was sitting on the curb. ut oh. oh well.
No i haven't
Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for what felt like forever, until it subsided into a bloody, mucus filled scab on my anus. What do I do now? Thanks.Today started off as a normal day. I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and hit the road. For breakfast I picked up two blueberry muffins, a cup of steaming java(not script, mind you), and a strawberry croissant. Went through work normally, for lunch I got Chinese food consisting of baked duck, egg rolls, fried noodles, and one squid tentacle( first time trying it). It was from a seedy looking shop in downtown Washington D.C. It was my first time trying it, but often the seedy places turn out being the best, right? So I ate my lunch, all was well and good. As I drove home from work, roughly 6 PM, I began to have a strange tingling sensation all over my body. I was feeling lightheaded and pulled the car over. I started to sweat profusely, and my hands were shaking violently. My eyes had a yellowish tinge, and I did NOT look good. I opened my door to get some fresh air, and then it hit me: I HAVE TO POOP. I pulled down my pants and a spray, a FOUNTAIN of orange feces came spraying out of my anus. It showered the cars on the freeway, and horns were blaring. One man even swerved into the guardrail, I felt horrible!! It sprayed for