I am on fire is anyone gonna help me?!
Question: Someone out there (you know who you are) has turned up the flames............... and now I am on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will anyone please extinguish the fire?
Answers: Someone out there (you know who you are) has turned up the flames............... and now I am on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will anyone please extinguish the fire?
I would like to extinguish the flames!! The question is, do you want me to use my hose or would you rather I gently pat the flames with something else?
I am not sure you can handle the hose pressure, but I am willing to let you try!!!!!
dont worry!! i have a fire extinguisher here!!
meanwhile,
STOP
DROP
and ROLL
dont worry, i will save you.........
your hot.
no im sorry but you can drop plop and drool.
or soemthing :P
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I just threw a bucket of gasoline on you.
i'll call 911 for ya & get an extinguisher
May I suggest a "COLD SHOWER"?
Let me drink a couple pints of ale first then i can help you out.
you are? noo! not burnt spam!
I've got half of a can of Diet Coke sitting on my desk. I don't know if that will be enough to put you out.
Jump overboard, quick!
Ya gotta stop, drop and roll!!!!!
Come on over... My bladder is full!
do not worry troll is here
Good luck with that./
Looks like a job for your husband to me...
My first advice to you is stop reading this and drop and roll!!!!
haahaa
you're not on fire silly!! you wouldn't have time to type this message!!
your funny!! =]]
I will pour a cup of water on you
No.
I just went to the bathroom. You'll have to wait for me to drink another 6-pack! Be patient!
huh? how?
help is coming right up111 budddy!!!
i'll help u b/c u seem like a really nice prson hold on i'll be quick
ILL HELP YOU AND PUT YOUR FIRE OUT .... ASLONG AS I GET A REWARD OF 10 POINTS PLEASEE :) X
omg oh no oh no! ok umm i learned this in first grade! what u have to do is.....STOP! DROP and umm what was the last thing....GOT IT!!!! the last thing is ROLL! but dont roll into gasoline! if that doesnt work then u need to blow the flames. ok ready.....
BLOW.....
BLOW.....
YAHHHH ur saved!!!!!!!!!
Do you prefer water or a halon fire extinquisher? You're choice, I have both, but you'll have to pay me back for the halon. It leaves NO MESS, but it's really expensive. Maybe we can work something out? Like you're dog can come and scare of those dogs that keep pooping on my lawn? It would be SO worth it to me.
sure ill turn on the water holes
okay when you're finished burning (how the hell you found time to type this on Yahoo!answers? whatever) Apply some Aloe Vera Jelly, Neat Essential oil of Lavender and Egg white to ease the burning, writhing pain.
You poor thing I'll br right there!