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Question: to write an e-mail to God justifying why you should be "admitted" in heaven, what would you write and why?


Answers: to write an e-mail to God justifying why you should be "admitted" in heaven, what would you write and why?

Dear God,
I Love You
Evelyn

i helped someone up once when they fell

I couldn't be justified. I would ask for mercy.

That would be a colossal waste of time for me

dear lord,
i have been very tolerant to many intolerant people all my life
please, i really need this break
luv,
...

I'm not a terrorist.

Dear God,

Sorry I was an atheist all this time. Whoops!!

I wouldn't...there are many people I'd defend myself against but God...His ultimate decision is something I wouldn't question...

I AM NOT WORTHY, BUT I KNOW JESUS DIED IN MY PLACE AND NOTHING I CAN DO WILL GET ME THERE EXCEPT FAITH IN YOUR WORD AND IN YOUR SON JESUS CHRIST.

I agree waste of time.....

and why would god have a computer?

I apologize for everything even if it's not my fault!!

/?

Dear God,

I have gone through a lot of bad things in my life, but i have never intensionally done anything bad to anyone. I use to do atleast one good deed everyday, until that day, when i gave lift to an old woman, and she instead stole my purse and jumped out of the car. lol. After that, i stopped doing good deeds everyday, but if anyone asked for any kind of help, i use to help them. Once a wife told me to kill her husband, because he use to beat her, so i killed him.lol.

I hope this is good enough for you to admit me in heaven, and also God, i dont want to meet my relatives in hell. lol.

Thank you.

Dear God,
let me in because my beloved parents are there since long and I have missed them so very much... Moreover, my kind first love is keeping them company.
Admit me God, or I'll be gone to Hell... "

Well God, we know I haven't been the best at times. But I think we can look over all the bad stuff and concentrate on the good stuff. I know there isn't very much of it, but its there. And if you let me in, maybe I can try to be better, like not dropping binders out second story windows (when there may be people underneith) or throwing crackers at Evan. Or spraying water at Evan. Or locking Evan in the Art Room when our teacher is coming. Okay, how about I just be nice to everyone, and try not to be mean to Evan? hmmm, that sounds a little too hard...but now Im babbling. So the bottom line is: YOU let ME in HEAVEN and I be GOOD.

I need the company of angels!

I accepted Jesus as my Savior, I tried to live according to the Holy Spirit, and I really don't want to spend eternity separated from You. Hell is torment; pain; agony; misery; and really, really hot. Know that saying "Hotter than Hell?" Um, if that fiery furnace killed the soldiers who put Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the furnace, I don't want to imagine what Hell is like. I am not a "good person;" I am saved by the blood of my Lord Jesus Christ. The blood alone gives me access to You, God, and eternity with You in Heaven. Praise God! I'm coming home!

Hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about the dummy.



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