What kind of revenge....?!
Question: ...would you inflict on your wife/husband if the only thing they left you to eat in the fridge was a bowl of creamed corn and a dill pickle?
Answers: ...would you inflict on your wife/husband if the only thing they left you to eat in the fridge was a bowl of creamed corn and a dill pickle?
crunch the pickle in bed and breath on 'em,gently and lovingly of course : )
i'd just go out to eat without him
i'd make them eat the creamed corn and dill pickle...either orally or rectally
give them a wedgie, childish but it feels good.
I'd just throw it on them
that's like a gourmet meal
Nothing, I like them both!
Firstly, I don't eat creamed corn.
Secondly, I would expect that since my wife just had twins on Monday.
Thirdly, I would order pizza.
REVENGE? You ARE mad, Sir or Madam!
I'd love having such gourmet items in my fridge.
I'm resigned to harvesting green stuff off the Thanksgiving turkey carcass every three weeks and calling it "salad!"
I would use their toothbrush to clean my toe nails.
but I like dill pickles, Buk.
Well, I know a pickle obsessed "Alec- the Dalek" who would be grateful for that dill pickle if you think the pickle is beneath you. As for the bowl of creamed corn, you haven't tasted mine! I freeze corn in the summer and in the winter it's delicious !
And I wouldn't be too mean to Mrs. Buk, she might just take your video camera away.
hmmm, I think the only thing left to do is empty out the fridge and put very nicely a fresh bowl of prunes...only prunes
lot's of prunes
Damn! I'd wonder if it was my birthday!
sounds like dinner to me
I would put it under his/her pillow.
1-800- dominos- delivers.
she must have had a good reason, she is a smart lady that is why you married her afterall. make that woman a nice dinner and clean the fridge before she dumps you for her well hung trapeze instructor
I would lick, and slurp, and suck on that pickle in front of my husband until he's turned on like crazy. Then when he asks me to have sex with him I'll tell him all he's getting tonight is creamed corn.
I've found that licking your finger and sticking it in their ear is an effective revenge weapon for many situations.
Eat it all up, have a chocolate laxative for dessert and "accidently" drop their toothbrush in the toilet before you flush.
i'd throw up on her...
It depends whose feet it smells like. I like cute ladies feet.
I'd be dumping that nasty stuff over his head.
That's how she left me Buk! Nothing even to wipe my @ss
on exept overdue bills & still I don't want revenge, am I piss
weak or what.