Funny or not , newlyweds ?!


Question: Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a friendly little father-son chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something important. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' "I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
"Ever since that night we never had any problems"
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his first honeymoon night, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here
- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you never will."

And they lived happily ever.


Answers: Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a friendly little father-son chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something important. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' "I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
"Ever since that night we never had any problems"
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his first honeymoon night, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here
- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you never will."

And they lived happily ever.

Thats funny:D

That was funny. I laughed out loud.=)

LOL very funny

lol ha ha

Yes, FUNNY!

Lol funny!

lol

LMAO

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lolololol

cute :)

lmao nice.

That was funny!

That's what we Spanish people called "MACHISMO", that is, men domineering women! The"macho" men think that men are superior to women and that women have to obey them

uggg!! That doesn't make me laugh, poor women !

ha thats funny!!!

lol....very clever. A star for you. LMAO!!!

That was a good laugh



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