Say something completely random...?!
Question: i need a laugh and a giggle! ^_^
Answers: i need a laugh and a giggle! ^_^
there once was a girl,name of Smile,
who wrote in fine Arabic , with a style.
her full name's a mystree,
cus i slept thru that histree,
but i still stuck around for a while. ; )
i like pie
something completely random!
your welcome
What are u talking about????
I sharted on that bow down to me guy
nincompoop
no
Blue ignatious hedgehogs never seen in greater fortuitous necromania
monkeys likes to suck their own "bananas"!!
Women are smart.
ur nickname is in arabic lol
i love mushrooms and rice !!
I'll tell you once more, before i get off the floor
DONT BRING ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
I steamroll over poop.
my throat hurts.
dude, go eat some unicorn ****.
Sugar lumps
jugganaut
I need a wee
i think your pretty in the fog,, seriously
Squeeze my azz.............. please...
Dripping wet, stinky, used toilet snakes have no business being used as a dinning room table center-pieces.
It's a against the law in Ohio to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
seriously.
=]
frilly knickers.
Why did you steal my potato???!! Okay, I forgive you, but it'll be a long time before I can trust you with our children again...
I started ESWG
rules:
1. You must have ESWG in your profile
2.after being random, you must put ESWG in your anwser/question
3. you must be random
How are the Shaws?
What Shaws?
A Pint of lager please!
her name was Lola
she was a showgirl
with yellow flowers in her hair and her dress cut down to there~
Englebert Humperdinck =)
Boom shakalakalaka
captain midnight
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your as s is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea