Is there ANYthing better than getting paid three days early?!
Question: Methinks NOT. Mornin my darlins. ?
Answers: Methinks NOT. Mornin my darlins. ?
Gettin' the rest of the week off, CC.
um, sex? what's for lunch?
Yes having a big fat balance in you banks and not having to work!
yeah getting paid every three days~
4 days early!!!
getting paid more than you should
mornin dear
getting a bonus is good too!!
Yes , getting paid for simply being you.
getting a $2000 bonus just for being swell!
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your as s is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
I got one for ya....
I just found out yesterday that I was being underpaid since December. The raise I was supposed to get wasn't properly applied to payroll. So, they're going to give me the money I was supposed to have gotten on this paycheck. So, it's gonna be a fatter check this time.
Yes, ten million dollars to live off of.
Methinks NOT either
spread um
we need to hit the lottery and go away..
you down?
love you my QUEEN!
holla@urgirl ;P
sex three days in a row....oh the memories
How 'bout getting paid at all? =)
morning
Getting paid for doing nothing
baby!!! getting paid four days early!!! mornin' love!!!!
That would be so awesome...G' Mornin sexy!
I can think of nothing better doll=)
I have thought of something better, me flying there and having some 'fun' time with you=)
a virtual hug from you certainly tickles my fancy
i am so glad that i don't have to wait til Monday to get paid!! my money will be deposited Friday night... just in time for the bachelorette party Saturday night!! woo-hoo
Being happy for you and seeing all these avatars go real life will have to be my better. Did ya see Floyd down there...I new he'd be adorable...and Billy...be still my heart. Thank heavens I can be happy without money, especially when there is none.
Yeah, getting paid three days early and not getting beat down by your pimp.
Well, there IS something that rhymes with paid but it damn sure doesn't look like THAT'S coming three days early for me either. Good for you though! Take me to lunch and I'll feel obligated to.....let's say, reciprocate!