How do I get my virginity back?!
Question: Lie. i mean, you can always say your broke your hymen riding your bike
Answers: Lie. i mean, you can always say your broke your hymen riding your bike
never
You can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
you can borrow my time monkey if you'd like...
don't do anything for the next 10 years... it won't get it back, but you could forget what it felt like and it could be like the first time all over again... good luck...
By deciding that you want to start over again. You'll never get your physical virginity back but you can re-claim your metaphorical virginity whenever you want.
When you figure it out, let me know. I lost mine many years ago, and I've yet to find it.
time machine
Go back in time.
You will have to have surgery to replace your hymen, it is painless I have had it done 44 times!
hell, it's been long enough I have mine back...please take mine!!
its all yours.
lol, pay me fifty bucks and i can sew it back on!
once it's gone, it's gone. you can become a born again virgin in some religions. but it's still not the same.
pull a Mary, wife of Joseph
kill yourself i guess & then reincarnate yourself.
You take your pants off, cover yourself in bird poop
and jump off a building
Sorry,honey...like Hilary's chance at the presidency...its gone
Go **** a hobo.
It's guaranteed to work.
Thats what you get for dipping your feet in the devils river
get a time machine :P
that like saying 'how do u have a clean police record again?' it something you can never get back
You have to wait until your next lifetime. In any case, you don't need it. If you regret something, learn from it and don't stumble on the same rock again.
You cant get your virginity bad. :(
I hear you get your second virginity if you don't have sex for 10 years...I don't wanna find that out from experience though!
No way....you only get one chance on that one, hon. That is why abstinence is the ONLY answer before marriage.
chop the guys thing off, that way all evidence is gone and it will be as if it never happened
hahahaha you don't.
Not physically, at least.
Easy! Every woman I've given mine to has given it back within a week.
First you spin around 3 times. Then you do the hokey pokey, but don't turn yourself around. Then go outside and drink from the hoses from each of your neighbors yards. Then take five pencils and place them in your butt and sit down. Next, eat a papaya and a banana at the same time. If it tastes sour, add a blueberry and if it tastes sweet, add eggplant. Then go upstairs and watch Law & Order. If it's not on, either watch Martha or Judge Judy, which do almost as well. Then go potty and last but not least, go rent The Ten Commandments, tell the cashier that they look sexy and put the DVD back into the slot.
Worked for me!
uhh you cant i wouldnt make this mistake again! bad choice! Sorry!
Good luck on that one.