How many drinks is too many ???!
Question: A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
Answers: A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.
Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
lmao
LMAO....good one.
LOL thats a good one bet most men feel like that lol
teehee
LOL that's funny!
I've heard that one before. It's a funny one.
Heard it before, but it is still funny. SMILE!
LOL !! Very funny !!!
haa haa haa..... good criteria....... anyway when drinks start drinking you than is the time to realise too many drinks
that's so funny and true. i agree with you, one must be heavily inebriated to find women attractive.