I'm bloated... how do i deflate myself?!
Question: too much salt
Answers: too much salt
Stick a pin in the bloated area. And you'll pop and fly around the room like a popped balloon.
Pee?
a good long fart...
Pull the index finger ... If that fails ... time ....
Please don't change. I like big girls.
Drink some baking soda.
go for a brisk walk......oh,,,make sure no ones behind you ??? lol...
Yoga.... stretch yourself
Dont eat any more e- eggs